harry: lemme see dat dik baby
Louis: who tf is this?
a story in which harry kiks the wrong guy, but decides to keep messaging him cause he's cute.
**SMUT!**
hornyharry69: Lou, what do you look like?? Just for when we meet, I'll know what you look like and I'll be like "oh there he is!!"
loubear: I knew you'd ask that... So I'm just gonna ya know... drop this here...
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hornyharry69: holy... what the hell?! you're fucking gorgeous... those eyes are so damn blue... OH DONT FORGET THE CHEEKBONES!!!! OMG!!! AND YOUR HAIR!!! OMG JUST MAKE LOVE TO ME HOLY SHIT FUCKKKKKK
loubear: oh dear god... I'm not that good looking, Haz.
hornyharry69: NOT THAT GOOD LOOKING?! Louis shut the hell up. youre absolutely perfect... like sex on legs!!! idk how long I'm gonna last on Valentine's Day without thinking "omg I'm gonna fuck you so hard"
hornyharry69:ummmm scratch the part where I said the whole "idk how long I'll last on Valentine's Day... I meant to delete that before it sent... even tho it's true... but like... lol I'm just gonna stop
loubear: oh...
hornyharry69: oh...
loubear: ummmm well that escalated quickly...
hornyharry69: yep... 0-100 real quick...
.~. a/n: 2nd update??? someone call the fire department... I'm on FIYAAAAA lol byeeeee
