I Can't Art

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS

THIS IS MY BABY
I FUCKING ADORE HIM
HIS NAME IS LT
HE IS SEVEN FOOT ELEVEN AND A HALF
DON'T FORGET THE HALF HE EARNED IT
HE'S RINS BF AND HONESTLY
MY BABY
HE CHUB
HE MY MARSHMALLOW
HE LOVES ANIMALS AND SNUGGLES AND CHOCOLATE AND WAKING UP RIN AT THREE AM BECAUSE HE WANTED TO SAY THAT HE FELT BAD FOR FISHES BECAUSE THEY JUST WANT TO TOUCH THE SKY AND THEY CAN'T
BECAUSE THEY'RE FISHIES
HE WEARS BIG POOFY DRESSES AND LOVES PINK
HE IS V SENSITIVE HE CRIES AT THE MENTION OF SAD MOVIES AND HE GETS HURT V EASILY
HE IS AN EXPERT HUG GIVER HE LOVES HUGS
HE CAN'T COOK FOR SHIT BUT HE CAN KINDA BAKE BUT HE USUALLY EATS HALF THE BATTER BEFORE HE'S FINISH AND CRIES BECAUSE HE'S ASHAMED OF HIMSELF
HE WAS RAISED BY FOUR LESBIANS
HE A KNIGHT
BISEXUAL AF
HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND SEX THAT WELL BUT INSIDE OF HIM IS A KINKY BASTARD
HE HAS A PET BABY DRAGON, TWO CHIPMUNKS, THREE KITTIES AND A FOX. HE RESCUED THEM ALL
HE MAKES FLOWER CROWNS A LOT
HE IS A GIANT PUPPY. HE WILL CHASE AFTER BALLS AND FREAKS OUT WHEN YOU PUT A BLANKIE OVER HIS HEAD AND HAS A SECRET SCRATCH SPOT. HE ALSO LIKES DOG TREATS AND LIKES BELLY RUBS DON'T LISTEN TO HIS BLUSHING AND WHINES WHEN HIS BF DOES IT TRUST ME
HE LIKES THEM

HE CAN TURN INTO A DIRE WOLF THAT'S FIVE FOOT TALL ON FOURS BUT WILL LAY ON YOU LIKE HE'S A SMOL PUP

did i mention he likes hugs

HE SEES GOOD IN EVERYONE AND GIVES EVERYONE A CHANCE BC HE WANTS EVERYONE TO BE HAPPY

WILL SNAP YOUR NECK IF YOU MAKE FUN OF HIS RINNY BOO OR TALK DOWN ON WOMEN

he loves hugs please hug him he's so sad

HE HAS RLLY BAD ANXIETY AND HETS RLLY SHAKEY EASILY THE POOR BABY

HE IS RLLY RLLY INSECURE POOR BABY DOESN'T SEE HOW PRECIOUS HE IS

HE HAS A TOOTH GAP
AND SO MANY FRECKLES

HE A TAN BABY LIKE MEXICAN BUT NOT

he loves hugs hug him

HE WAS!!BORN A PUPPY

HE LOVES LITTLE KIDS AND TODDLERS

HE'S FRIENDS WITH A WHOLE TRIBE OF FAIRIES BC HE HELPED THEM REBUILD THEIR HOMES AFTER A STORM

he loves hugs

HIS HAIR IS RLLY POOFY AND IS SOFT AF

when he gets pissy he throws a silent hissy fit arms crossing and all

HE HAS A LISP AND USES A LOT OF SQUEAKS AND WHINES AND WHIMPERS TO COMMUNICATE
LIKE A SHY PUPPY

he has kitten sneezes

HE HAS A SNORT LAUGH

he hates his height and weight so much and he thinks it's his biggest flaw while his bf fucking loves it it's great

DID I MENTION HE LIKES HUGS

HE'S BEEN WEARING THE SAME SHIRT SINCE HE WAS TEN HE JUST SEWS MORE CLOTH ONTO IT SO IT FITS HIS BODY

he is very very strong holy shit

HE HAS PET NAMES FOR EVERYONE AND ALWAYS TRIES TO REMIND EVERYONE THEY'RE AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL

his flirting is just
'If you w-were a tree you would be a sexy tr-tree!!'
'*doesn't know what sexy means*'

HE LOVES MAKING FRIENDS IT'S HIS FAVORITE HOBBY AND HE JUST WANTS TO MAKE PEOPLE SMILE

hug him