Varg: TOM CLARKE!
Tom: what now?
Varg: HELP ME!
Tom: what? Why?
Varg: MY WIFE IS TRYING TO KILL ME!
Tom: not my problem Varg.
Varg: JUST PLEASE HELP ME BUY HER A PONY!
Tom: wtf
Varg: PLEASE!
Lyzera: VARG! DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET A WIZARD SCUM TO HELP YOU BUY ME A PONY! DO IT YOURSELF YOU LAZY BASTARD!
Tom: 😂😂😂