~☆It's a fucked Up life☆~

Chapter 39

THE NEXT DAY

WITH AMATEUR

Amateur: alright dudes, your real teacher is going to arrive in 5 minutes

Students: awwwwww

Amateur: *chuckles*

Violence: *sleeping on the chair*

Amateur: cya guys *carries Violence and walks towards the door*

Students: bye

Teacher: *walks in the class* okay kids, ready for sex ED?

Amateur: *stops walking and smirks* (full time job here I come!) *runs back in the class and lays Violence down on the desk*

Teacher: you can't just come back in my class without asking! 

Amateur: you can't be in MY class 

Teacher: get out now! 

Amateur: *smirks and turns to the kids* which teacher do you want to be your sex Ed teacher?

Teacher: me? 

Amateur: or me? *smirks* 

Students: Miss. May 

Amateur: *smiles and crosses her arms* get out 

Teacher: I'll have you fired! 

Amateur: yeah yeah get out *grabs the teacher's collar and throws her out the classroom* 

Teacher: *groans* 

Amateur: *closes the door and locks it* alright class, who wants to learn about sex?

Students: *raise hands* 

Amateur: *smiles* 

Violence: *sleeping on the desk* 

Amateur: *looks at Violence* and you can be my prop *goes over to Violence and touches her hair* 

Violence: *smiles a little in her sleep* 

Amateur: *turns to the class* now, what kind of sex you guy want to learn about? Female and Female, Male and Male, or Female and Male 

Students: *shrug* 

Student: Female and Male 

Amateur: okay! *pokes Violence's cheek* wake up, Violence 

Violence: *starts waking up and yawns* 

Amateur: *smiles* come on 

Violence: *sits up* 

Amateur: *helps Violence off the desk* you can be my student too, you are 19 after all 

Violence: *stretches* fine but this is the only class I'm ever going to be in

Amateur: whatever makes you happy, now go sit 

Violence: *sits down at a desk* 

Amateur: so female and male, alright, I know everything about sex 

Violence: wait, this is sex Ed?! 

Amateur: yes, why? 

Violence: nothing 

Amateur: now let me teach *goes over to the board and starts writing facts about sex* take note of this, you'll seriously need it 

Students: *starts taking notes* 

Violence: *watches Amateur teach and smiles* (best fucking class ever) 

WITH DEATH AND HAVOC