Defense Squad Quotes

Whole Squad

*talking about how we should just all get married to each other*

Teacher: Write an essay about your mother for Mother's Day!
Child: uh
Child: Which one I have nine mothers

How I Met Your Mothers

Teacher: I'll be calling your mother after school, you'll be in big trouble.
Child: Depends on which mother it is

Child: Are you sure you want to meet my parents?
Boyfriend: Yes!
Child: My moms are a little weird
Boyfriend: you have two mo-
Aviva: HOI
Megan and Magic: hi
Emma: waddup bitches
Lily: ayyy lmao
Daichi: ello pardner
Cooper: who the fuvk are you bitch dont touch my child

but the conference days will be like
Teacher: We need to talk about your son
Lily: what
Aviva: did he smuggle the drugs again
Jimmy: what happened this time
Naomi: oh dear
Niko: lol dis goin b gud
Megan: welp
Daichi: haha he probably dissed a kid again
Luna: *worries*
Emma: well shit

Kid: you know who's gay
Kid: ur mom
Child: accurate

Teacher: your mom can chaperone, now we just need two more parents
Child: I got u covered don't worry

Child: mom I'm gay
One of us moms: Hello gay I'm mom

I said this as a joke but now I think we should actually all get married

kid: what are you doing after school?
classmate: your mom
kid: which one

classmate: the one you came out of
kid: I didn't come out of any of them

i was adopted

cause

moms

Teacher: get your mom to sign this paper
Child: *comes back with nine signatures*

"Moms?"
"Wut?"
"Whos my mom"
"All of us"
"how? only one of you is my real mom"

Imagine meet the teacher night and all of us come

Imagine open house

Teacher: Hello I'll be your teacher for the year

Luna: Nice to meet you too

Teacher: *talks to kid* are these your sisters?

Kid: No. They're all of my moms