These short tales are all connected but have different people in them.
Because flamingos.
Because you decided to bring in a bunch of flamingos into the house because why the heck not. Now there are pink feathered birds all over the place. I tried to get them out, but they just won't budge. Oh why did I ever say that you could bring in whatever animal you wanted? Please tell me that this is a dream.
Because crafts.
There are now square snowflakes adorned all over the place with different patterns. Because Dan and Phil made a tutorial on a fake channel and you out of all people decided to not cry.
But craft.
Because YouTube.
You decide to stay up past eight because of another notification. Who is it this time? Who is the person who decided to upload at the late night hours? I won't say I told you so if you fall asleep in class tomorrow. Why can't you just wait until the morning to watch it. No one is going to care if you're the first comment.
Because food.
You decide to ditch the diet plan and eat chips. Specifically spicy chips because you just can't seem to get enough of them. Also please explain the empty chocolate wrappers lying around the house. You know which ones. I get it, you love junk food, but at least save some of the nun, for me. I need some chips in my life too you know.
Because dogs.
There is a Scottish terrier in the house because you decided to adopt one. Without my permission. I would've said yes if you asked. I know I like cats a tad bit more, but dogs are pretty cool. And I guess I'll let this one go since this one seems to be well behaved unlike the flamingos at the neighbor's place.
Because Valentines Day.
You and your boyfriend decided to set me up with THE MOST annoying kid. Why am I even friends with you? Just because he liked me once doesn't mean anything. Please don't tell me you're going to do it. I think I prefer the single life.
Because cookies.
The house smells like cookies. But burnt. Just ask permission next time when baking. I really don't need the fire department barging in. It's bad enough that Animal Control had to break the door open just to catch one of the flamingos someone had brought. Poor flamingo. And we gave him a name too. Robert.
We'll never forget your Robert.
Because theater.
You and your silly antics. You just never seem to stop. Your improvisation and monologues are quite the masterpieces. But can you please keep your voice level to an inside voice. I don't need any of the flamingos coming inside.
Because I can.
Hey you're not the only one who can do whatever you want. If I say we're watching Teen Wolf we're watching Teen Wolf. No buts. Now can you pass me the butter please.
Because school.
Okay I can't argue with you there.
I know we've be through so much lately, but I know we can handle it. Trust me here. No matter what happens, I'm sticking with you no matter what happens. It sounds so damn cheesy, but it's true. We're in this together. Why?
Because I love you no matter what comes at us.
I was originally going to post this on Valentine's Day, but I had more ideas and decided to put them on here. Funny thing how this started. So I was in English class and this guy was being annoying. So I decided to threaten him with duct tape. Flamingo duct tape. And this story was born.
Bye.
