*CRISS GONE COUNTRY*

STRESSED IN VEGAS (ANGEL'S P.O.V.)

After 2 months of solid stressful work on the Believe touring, I got together with my crew and decided to take a peaceful vacation out of the city, and into the country...But know where to go and who to look up and see if it was possible.. Not all of my crew wanted to go, so I gave them a little vacation of their own... John Farrell, Banachek, Johnny Thompson, My brothers JD, and Costa...And my beautiful Mommy Dimitra wanted to come along with me on this soon to be fabulous vacation. I would have had my girl JoAnn come with me, but we had a falling out and we permanently split...She never seen things my way, and no one in my family cared for her anyway. She was just with me for the money.. I really needed an escape from it all, for a while...So I told Jennifer to call around and see if she could find anyone that had a ranch around, that wouldn't mind if i did some episode shooting, and of course vacation time. And that I would pay them for full access pass of their ranch. She called 30 some odd places and no one was interested... but she said she would keep looking...After 4 hours of calling around, she found a ranch near Mesa Flatt's Nevada, close to The Death Valley Desert.. The owner said he would be willing to share the ranch with the Mindfreak crew, if I would give a special performance for his niece on her 19th birthday...So naturally I gladly accepted... It took me a total of 2 weeks to get everything situated, so I could go without having any problems with the Mindfreak store, and Liquidity...And Felix Rappaport shut down the Believe Show at the Luxor for remodeling while I was gone. So everything fell into place rather well.

My Mom was very excited to go on a stress free vacation with me, she said its been a long time since we spent any real time together, and my oldest brother JD, is real happy just for the fact that I wouldn't be doing any death defying demonstrations, to give him a coronary... He is my worry-wart... Costa is a little more laid back than JD, he just bites his nails a lot and smokes cigarettes.. which I really wish he wouldn't.. Banachek was laughing at me when I came out of the Luxor, because I thought I should dress for the occasion, instead of my cap, I had a black cowboy hat on with my bandanna on my hat instead of my back pocket, and that I was wearing black cowboy boots instead of my usual black para-trooper boots. But he said what looked outta place was the fact that I was still wearing all my blingage...I told him it was staying right where it was... He told everyone I was the new definition for the rhinestone cowboy...Accept mine were real diamonds instead of rhinestones...

My crew all jumped in the Mindfreak RV, while I hopped on my Quad four wheeler...and we headed out...and of course Banachek decided to record me driving my Quad all over the roads and goofing off all the way there. It took a total of 3 and 1/2 hours to get there..When I seen the driveway with the name Coyote Canyon Ranch, I knew we were getting real close... So I let John drive the RV up to the ranch first, than I Spun out behind them and did three to four donuts in the dusty driveway....Stopped my Quad, jumped off raised both of my arms and yelled I am here!