The Next morning came early, I was up first doing the chores, while my brother and sister slept..because they didn't like it at the farm, me I loved it, it was quiet, and I loved the animals and helping out my Aunt Lucy and Uncle Jake...But today was going to be completely different, for my number 1 hero was sleeping right by the barn in the RV. Part of me wanted to peek through the window of the RV, but I quickly chickened out and finished my chores...After tending the animals, i gathered the eggs, to help Aunt Lucy make breakfast for everyone...we made enough bacon,eggs,hash-browns, and buttermilk pancakes to feed an entire army...she caught me off guard when she told me to make the wake up rounds to everybody... I thought I would play it clever and just ring the dinner bell on the porch...It worked for everyone but Criss Angel...I tried to get Tommy or Uncle Jake go wake him up but my Aunt made me do it...I ran out to the RV, but when I got to the door, I hesitated. C'mon Kc get a grip, your just getting him up for breakfast. I said to myself as i knocked on the door...When he didn't answer i was just about to turn and leave, but he opened the door...In his underwear! he had his morning messy hair-do, I looked him over real good before I got embarrassed and turned around and told him it was time for breakfast...He just looked at me and smiled for the fact that I was trying to hide my blushing at him..."OK Kc, tell your Aunt I will be there." "You are going to get dressed first right?..." he smiled at me..."You don't think they would like my current attire?" He said smiling at me... I just blushed and ran back to the house... He gave me a cheesy grin and went back in the RV to change... He got dressed and ran and caught up with me before I even got half way to the house... "Does this attire seem more presentable at the breakfast table?"(He said grinning at me.) I guess so, i said, as I was looking away from him... "hold up and I will walk in with you." I stopped and waited, but i was a little too embarrassed to talk anymore...He opened the door for me and pulled my chair out for me to sit..Then before i could ask anyone to sit by me he spun the chair backwards and sat down next to me...Everyone there were complete chatterboxes, but I ate quietly and cleaned up and went into the kitchen to do up the dishes...Criss Angel followed me in and helped me with the dishes...I told him he didn't have to help, but he insisted, and told me that he'd help do my dishes anytime....After I finished washing, I turned to see him juggling kitchen knives!! I thought for sure he was gonna cut off one of his fingers for sure...but after a while he seen how worried i was so he stopped...He dropped one of them on the floor, I panicked slightly...He looked at me comically and said he meant to do that as he cursed under his breath as he started to bend over and pick it up, but instead he told me to check this out, so I watched in amazement as he levitated it back up to his hand!
OK! How did you do that?! He just smiled at me and said "a good magician never reveals his secrets..." He said as he was looking at me smiling.
After the kitchen duty, we all went outside to watch Criss do some magic on the farm... The first thing he did was go inside the chicken pen, he spent about 30 minutes trying to catch one of the chickens, which was extremely hilarious to witness...finally he lunged and caught one of the Aracauna hens. He gently and slowly laid her down and slightly waved his hand over her eyes three times and hypnotized her... she stayed there until he woke her up.... I have seen farmers put them to sleep, by tucking their head under their wing but never by hypnotizing one...It was cool. One of the hired hands came over with his Aussie, and Criss didn't know the dog was vicious and wanted to pet him, for he loved all animals...the dog without growling, tried to attack, but Criss just put both of his hands with his palms facing the dog and looked right into the dogs eyes...then he did a pushing motion towards the dog , and the dog turned tail and ran all the way back to his owners truck.
We all walked over to where my Uncle Jake was working, and Criss seen all the necessities lying around to make a scarecrow and so wanted to make one, so my Aunt Lucy let him...We were all sitting atop the bales of hay, while watching him create his masterpiece... when he was done, he came over and sat in between me and his mom...and he said; "The strangest thing about scarecrows.. If you look at them long enough, it actually looks like they're breathing....Just then the scarecrow came of the pole and fell to the ground and crawled around...Criss jumped up and ran screaming trying to freak everyone out...Well it worked his mom and me were the only ones that stayed in our seats, everyone was looking around to see where Criss ran off too, suddenly the Scarecrow stood up and he removed his hat and it was Criss inside the Scarecrow! After the excitement died down Criss decided he wanted to play on our bucking barrel, that Aunt Lucy showed him yesterday..."Try saying Bucking Barrel three times in a row very fast..." After the second time no matter how Criss tried it, it always ended up sounding like he was saying fucking barrel....I thought it was quite funny when it pissed him off, cuz Aunt Lucy and I were the only ones that could do it... he magically stayed on the entire time...I never tried it before, but did just because he said I was chicken, so i did it and stayed on the entire time til it stopped than fell off...that was embarrassing. During the entire day, both Chelsey and Lindsay, were flirting and holding on to him...it really made me jealous, but I tried to ignore it.. I mean out of the entire mindfreak crew I had the best conversations with Criss's mom and his brother Costa. Dimitra really liked me a lot, she kept asking me why I wasn't flirting with Crisstopher, like the other girls were...All I could come up with, was he don't need me to flirt, he has everybody else flirting with him. Then just to break the monotony I put my arm around Costa's arm and said; "besides, if I flirted with Criss, who would flirt with Costa?
Costa playfully grabbed me and kissed me on the cheek. "Yea mom everybody doesn't need to flirt with Crisstopher, its nice to have a cute girl flirting with me for a change." I didn't notice, but I guess Costa did see the way Criss was looking at both of us...even with my cousins and their friends hanging all over him. Costa whispered to me so I looked over and seen the look on Criss's face...It actually made me feel guilty...I don't know why...so I just made the bathroom excuse to go to the house. and beens it was late, i decided to go to my room and listen to my music before bed.
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FanfictionI am going to be 19 and I live on a Farm with my Aunt and Uncle...They get a phone call from The Mindfreaks Secretary to ask if he can shoot a season of Mindfreak on Their farm...Some Mystical Magic happens that NO ONE expected.