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So these were by my history teacher :

Teacher :"What's the difference between brocoli and bugers ?"
Class : *stares at him with a blank expression *
Teacher : "kids don't eat brocoli"
Me : " uhm... ew "

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Teacher : " you want to hear the paper joke "
Class : "Yea " anything but your boring lesson .
Teacher : " nah its terrible "
Me : "aren't they all "
Class : "come'on tell us "
Teacher : " its teeerrible"
Class : * shouts at him *
Teacher : "Tearable tear - able "
Half Class : *fake laughes "
Other half : *waoohhh...*
And I'm just mumbling what did you guys expect .

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