Life of a Pre-Teen Mabel

Cut Scenes

Mabel: Your art has so little glitter, that it looks like edible macaroni.
[Camera shoots at Ford, looking down miserably at his macaroni heart]

[Cut Scene]

(Dipper opens door to room, looking confused)
Dipper: Mabel? *Looks at camera then back* What are you doing?
[Camera points towards Mabel sitting at a fancy table with Waddles wearing a wig]

Mabel: Don't look at me. *Whispers*

Dipper: Wha-?

Mabel: Don't Look At Me! (Throughs tea cup at Dipper)
[Camera points back]
Dipper: Aughh! (Slams door closed)

[Cut Scene]

Mabel: No, no. Listen! Listen.
[Camera looks between Mabel and Pacifica]

Pacifica: What? *Crosses arms*

Mabel: Your Mommas brunette and your daddy has black hair. Your hairs fake Af. *Says quietly*

[Pacifica jaw slackens looking at Mabel.]

Mabel: *Closes Pacificas jaw* Sh, it's okay. (Pets Pacifica's hair) It's okay.

[Cut Scene]
[Mabel and Grenda behind a bush, Dipper in distance with girl on his shoulder]

Mabel: *Giggling* Sh, sh! (Shushing towards Grenda) *looks at camera* Okay, okay. *can't stop giggling* Me and Grenda are gonna catch Dipper in the act with, get this, Pacifica!

Grenda: Candy had band practice, so she couldn't make it, that's why we brought you.
[giggles at camera] This is for you girl!

Mabel: Alright,

Mabel & Grenda: One, Two, Three!
[Both pop out of bush, Dipper and girl fall over]

Mabel: *looks down shocked* Oh My Gosh.

[Cut Scene]
[Dipper following around a snubbing Mabel]

Dipper: Mabel?! Mabel, come on! Talk to me!

Mabel: I don't talk to liars. *avoids eye contact*
[Camera goes to Dipper up in his grill]

Dipper: You guys, come on not now. *pushes camera out of face, camera falls, screen cracks* Oh, shhhiiii-

[Cut Scene]

Grenda: Group Therapy! *Sets down Dipper, Candy, Mabel, and Pacifica*

[Cut Scene]

Mabel: Don't lie to me! I saw you! I saw you. *suspiciously looks between Candy and Dipper*

Candy: Dangsin-eun mueos-eul lobel al-a? naega wonhaneun gyeong-u imma ilja dongsaeng eul nappeun jenjang , geulaeseo ppal-a
You know what Mabel? Fuck you bitch Imma date your brother if I want to, so suck on that. [Candy grabs Dipper by the collar and gives him a kiss then sits back down angrily]

Mabel: *Looks between them* Girl, whatchu say? [shocked]

Candy: I said-!

[Cut Scene]

Pacifica: It's true! I'm not a real blonde! Look at my roots, they're terrible! My Life Is A Lie! *Pulls at hair knees falling to ground*

[Cut Scene]

Mabel: I forgive you! *Hugging Candy with tears*

Candy: *hugging back with tears* I forgive you too!

Dipper: Am I forgiven too? *smiles while going in for hug*
[Mabel hisses as he gets close, Dipper recoils and Mabel continues hugging happily]

[Cut Scene]

Grenda: Well I guess that takes care off all of our problems. *Starts laughing*
[Everyone joins in group laughter]

[Camera zooms into background, Ford standing behind tree holding macaroni heart against his chest]

[Cut Scene]

Mabel: Thank you for watching
Life of a Pre-Teen Mabel
Good Night!

~Authors Note~
Up until (a/n) this was exactly 500 words!
I'm not exactly sure if this counts but I'm pretty sure it does.
There's some Head Cannon it's kinda AU-ish so I hope you enjoyed!
@WattyFallers
@EZ-Dayz
It won't tag properly so let's hope and pray!
Thanks for reading!
<3 AlmostTrueStories
Ps. Now at 558 words