Barney Imagines (BarneyxReader)

Chapter 1: Pancakes

Your eyes slowly open as they adjust to the light filling the room from the open window. Right above you, hovering over your face, is your boyfriend and the love of your life- Barney.

"Wake up babe, I made you some pancakes", he says.

You grab his purple hand and he pulls you up. You begin walking towards the kitchen. Once you arrive, Barney wraps his arms around your waist and kisses the top of your head.

"Oh, Barney, the pancakes look lovely!", you say.

They were in all different shapes: flowers, sheep, clouds, and dogs. But there was one pancake that stood out to you.

"Dear?", you ask.

"Yes?", he says to you.

You look at one pancake on a plate. You can't figure out what the shape is. So you ask Barney,
"What is this pancake supposed to be? And why is this one purple?"

"You really don't know what it is?", he asks you.

"No, I don't- oh my god, baby!" You say with a gasp as you realize the pancake is in the shape of his (rather large) purple cock. He even added details such as large veins on the sides of it.

"This pancake is making me horny, Barney. I want your cock", you whisper seductively into his ear.

"Oh babe", he rushes out while he pushes you down to your knees. Barney never wore clothes so you were right in front of his already very erect dark purple dick.

"Suck it", he says. You begin to, but then Barney grabs the back of your head and starts fucking your mouth. You can tell he is holding back moans.

After about 2 minutes the sexy dinosaur says in a husky voice, "Oh fuck- fuck! I'm gonna-I'm gonna- aah!"

Barney releases into the back of your throat and you swallow it all.

"That was so fucking good Y/N, so fucking good baby", he says to you breathily.

Afterwards, you silently stand up and wipe off your mouth. Barney pulls you in for a short but passionate kiss.

"Now," he tells you, "let's eat some pancakes."