Barney Imagines (BarneyxReader)

Chapter 2: Maple Syrup And A Really Fucking Long Orgasm

(A/N: if you by any chance have a request I will try to do them so yeah...on with the kinda gross smut)

You kiss Barney as he returns from the grocery store. You reach into the white bag that contains the items he bought and are confused when you only find two bottles of maple syrup.

"What are these for, dear?" You ask, innocently. Your mind starts to wander...no...no, there's no way that's what it's for, you think to yourself, but deep, deep, down, you know that's what it's for.

"I'll show you", Barney replies.

He leads you to your bedroom with the maple syrup.

"Strip!" He orders. You love when he takes control like his.

"Yes, daddy", you say weakly.

You remove all of your clothes quickly.

"On all fours", Barney commands.

You get on all fours on your bed silently, exposing yourself. You look back and realize Barney's big purple cock is rock hard just for you.

Before you know what's happening, Barney lathers his throbbing member with maple syrup, using the entire bottle. That's how fucking big his dick is. He lines himself up and pushes into your gaping asshole (his dick's real big remember) before you know what's going on and without preparation.

"Aaahhhh fuuuucckkk me please", you scream so loud he neighbors are probably getting uncomfortable af.

"Please what?", Barney questions. You know what he wants you to say instantly.

"Please daddy, fuck me so hard I can't walk, pretty please with loads of cum on top!"

"Okay, babe, but only because you asked so nicely", Barney responds secksually.

Barney fucks you really hard and eventually he is choking you.

While he is choking you, he opens the other bottle of maple syrup and pours it over your body and starts spreading it and touching you with it.

"But I wanted to eat some maple syrup, daddy", you whine.

"I know you're a maple syrup whore, so I fucking prepared for this shit", Barney says, pulling yet another bottle of maple syrup out of his ass.

Oh, Barney, you think, you always use the oddest butt plugs.

He flips open the cap and stops choking you so he can pour his ass syrup into your mouth. You eat the entire bottle and enjoy it like the fucking maple syrup slut you are.

Eventually Barney speaks again.

"Aaah fuck I'm close!1!1!1!2!!!1!" He screams out.

"Me too daddy you make me feel so fucking fab", you gasp out.

Just as you say that you can feel your daddy filling your ass up with hot sticky cum.

"FUCK!" Is all Barney says as he continues to thrust into you while cumming. Barney's cock is so fucking huge it takes 7.4 minutes for him to finish coming. When he is done, he pulls out slowly, knowing you are sensitive, and lays down next to you.

"Wow", is all you can say.

"That was the best secks of my life, y/n", Barney croaks out in the now pitch black room as he snuggles up to you.

You fall asleep instantly, and just as you asked Barney to, you can't walk when you wake up.