A/N: Hello! Two updates in one day weeeee I got this lovely idea because I'm eating pasta with Alfredo sauce (it's vegan though so it's not exactly it lol) but yeah he's the smut you never asked for.
"Squishest, delicious in every bite,
It goes down superly duperly right.
Oodles of noodles,
Cheese by the tongue,
Mac and Cheese is number one!"
You were making pasta together. And since you were making pasta, you had to make Alfredo sauce- Barney's favorite.
After a while of cooking the pasta, you began to get unbelievable horny. Whether it was Barney or the sauce that caused it, you didn't know. All you knew was you needed some dick now.
You pinned Barney against the counter and started aggressively making out with him, not letting him move. Eventually you stuck your tongue in Barney's mouth, tasting the inside of it.
"I wanna do something real special for you tonight baby, something a little different", you seductively whispered in the attractive purple dinosaur's ear. You grabbed a towel and tied it around his eyes so he couldn't see what you were about to do.
"Ooh, kinky", Barney said, not expecting what was coming next at all.
You dipped a ladle in the Alfredo sauce and slowly got down on your knees. You drizzled the sauce on his half- hard cock, making it instantly fully hard.
"Baby, may I ask what that is?" He said with a grin.
You could tell he already knew what it was, so instead of replying, you started stroking his ginormous cock with the sauce and then took in all you could into your mouth, earning a slutty af moan. You pulled back up and stopped touching him completely.
"You like that, daddy?" You ask innocently. Well, as innocently as you could while pouring more Alfredo sauce on a purple dinosaur dick.
He moans in response, and you start deepthroating him, gagging often. It didn't matter though. The sting of the Alfredo sauce going down your throat, the cock gagging you, the lack of air, it just turned you on more.
After a couple more minutes of gagging and sucking, Barney came with a loud moan, almost falling down. He grabbed your head and shoved it down even more as he emptied himself down your throat and his cum mixed with the Alfredo sauce.
You got up from your knees, removed Barney's blindfold, and made out with him, making sure he tasted the heavenly mixture.
After it all, you couldn't stop thinking about how good the Alfredo sauce- cum mixture tasted, so you decided to make some more later (*wink wink*) to put on your forgotten noodles.
You may have forgotten the pasta noodles, but you certainly never forgot putting Alfredo sauce on Barney's noodle.
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Barney Imagines (BarneyxReader)
FanficDeep, deep, deep down, we're all sluts for a certain purple dinosaur... Hopefully I don't ruin your childhood. (This is a joke but you can probably already tell so...)
