Bakura - I told you already I win either way. Even if I were to lose this shadow game Melvin. You would have to deal with Ryou.
Melvin - Oh? What ever do you mean Florence.
Bakura - Well with his only friend gone, Ryou will go after the blood of the person who got rid of me. You.
Marik - Bakura are you implying that you and your host have THAT kind of relationship.
Bakura - What the bloody hell made you think that?
Marik - You said "his only friend" your his only friend! How could I not come to that conclusion! Next thing you are going to tell me is that Ryou's still...pure.
Bakura - How should I know?
Marik - Ahem YOUR HIS ONLY FRIEND!
Melvin - Weaker version of myself I can answer that for you.
Marik - Huh?
Bakura - WHAT!
Melvin - Ryou is not pure.
Bakura - HOW THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU KNOW THAT!?!?
Melvin - Would you really like me to answer that Florence?"
Marik - *Faints*
Melvin - Also you were saying that Ryou would kill me if I send you to the shadow realm. Hm. Don't count on it.
Bakura - You cheeky little bastard. When I end his duel I swear--
Yami - I came here to save whoever is losing this duel. Oh wait it's just you two, hope you both kill each other. Also this doesn't seem like much of a duel, looks like you haven't even played the first card.
Melvin - Florence was monologuing about how he was going to beat me. And that even if he were to be sent to the shadow realm. Ryou would kill me. Because tendershipping is canon, to him at least.
Yami - Wait a minute tendershipping. Bakura and Ryou. I mean for the sake of this skit to work they each have their own bodies but I always thought thiefshipping was canon.
Marik - *throws millennium rod at Yami* IM. NOT. GAY.
Yugi- OMG MY HUSBAND!!
Marik - Stupid thiefshipping.
Bakura - Marik, stop with this bloody act of yours.
Marik - Fluffy, why do you hate me so much? I swear I will make angstshipping more canon THAN PUPPYSHIPPING!
Ryou - Yugi I saw you running off with Yami and. Well, urm Joey really didn't care. Duke and Tristan were arguing about something. And Tèa, well I dunno where she is. But I care, after all heartshipping is kinda--
Bakura - Ryou look around you, before you finish your sentance.
Ryou - Oh...Uh...Hi.
Melvin - Creampuff? What were you about to say?
Ryou - Mariku, uh can all of you please forget or ignore everything I just said.
Bakura - Ryou what the bloody hell did Marik's evil half mean about knowing if your pure or not?!?!?
Ryou - Uhm
Melvin - Ryou ignore your hiriki WHAT WERE YOU ABOUT TO SAY ABOUT HEARTSHIPPING CREAMPUFF?!?!?!
Marik - All of you shut up leave Ryou alone. *hugs Ryou*
Bakura - Get. Off. Ryou.
Marik - I'll say it Bakura. Don't think I won't.
Melvin - Weaker self, if you mean saying that thiefshipping is dead--
Marik - Angstshipping is now....
Bakura & Melvin - DON'T SAY IT
Kaiba - YUGI WHERE'S THE MUTT
Marik - ಠ_ಠ
Bakura - ಠ__ಠ
Melvin - ಠ___ಠ
Ryou - ╯°□°）╯
Kaiba - What the hell's up with the conspireshipping.
Joey - YUGI WHERE'S KAIBA-- oh nevermind I found him.
A/N WELL WHAT YOU THINK SO FAR. This is only the first half but if you have any ideas please feel free to say them in the comments also if you find that something doesn't make sense PLEASE tell me. Okey thank chu for reading (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
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YuGiOh Shipping Duel
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