YuGiOh Shipping Duel

Part 2

Kaiba - Anyways I heard something about leaving Ryou alone. Why do you people even hang out with this weird ass person HE ADDS NOTHING TO THE PLOT.

Joey - Listen Kaiba you might be right but ya gotta remember that Ryou here has the spirit of the ring. That's why yug and I keep him around. FOR THE PLOT OF YU-GI-OH!

Bakura - Great, i've been reduced from the dark lord to "the spirit of the ring."

Melvin - But that's what you are.

Bakura - Why of course sun god.

Melvin - Oh coming from another person whose hair also defies gravity.

Yami - Man you two argue like an old married couple. No wonder people like psychoshipping.

Yugi - Okay back to Joey, so what you're saying is that if we somehow write Ryou out of the show then it will be the end of yugioh and what everyone really cares about, the abridged series. Come to think of it, Ygotas is the only reason why yugioh is still around.

Joey - EHHH too much thinking for my brain. Hey money bags why you come over here anyway. Worried about me?

Ryou - Joey-kun try not to be so mean to Kaiba-sama.

Yugi - Is it just me or does Ryou seem to have a little crush on kaiba.

Marik - You kidding he's like that with everybody.

Bakura - Pffffft yeah right he may be like that on the outside but when it comes to sex, Ryou is a little bit of a masochi--

Melvin - Okay stop he might be cheating on me, but that gives you no right to pick on my creampuff.

Marik - You still in denial?

Kaiba - Alright stop I'm done hearing all this talk about Ryou, who for some reason is british and lives in Japan.

Bakura - Read the manga kaiba.

Yami - Hm what Kaiba, I like to think that you secretly like Ryou. I mean all that love and poliness must be nice and get to you sometimes.

Kaiba - Yugi, Yami, "ancient pharaoh" whoever the hell you are. Stop before you're out of line.

Yami - You think euroshipping is bad. What about moneyship-

Kaiba - Finish that sentence and puzzleshipping won't exist anymore.

Yami & Yami - Jerk.