BEN DROWNED,THE NEKO(boyxboy)

Chapter 11:Die!!!!

After breakfast I decided I wanted to play some video games because I haven't done any in a little bit and uh,you know,I AM a glitch,I practically belong in video games."EJ,I'm gonna play some LOZ,you wanna play with me?"I asked as I got up and put my bowl in the sink,I never do dishes cause I hate water,well,not hate,I'm terrified of water more like."no thanks BEN,I'm hungry and need to go stock up on kidneys,you go on ahead and have some fun"he said as he kissed my cheek and went to his room to probably get his tools.I look around to make sure nobody saw him kiss my cheek and sigh when the coast is clear and head to the den."Hi BEN!!~"said Sally who was waving at me while sitting on the floor coloring in a coloring book."Hi Sally"I say while smiling and waving back."Whatcha doin'?"she asked as I walked too the tv and turned it on and placed LOZ in the video game console."Just playing some video games,catch ya later shrimp"I said as I hopped into the tv and arrived in a field."Now,for some fun~"I said out loud as I smirked evilly and headed in the direction of Zelda's castle.After about an hour of walking I finally make it and sneak in and up to her room,I know where it is cause I come here sometimes to have some fun.I arrive at her door and knock and walk down the hall a little and hide behind a shelf full of expensive china.I try to hold back a snicker as she opens the door expectantly,probably hoping to see see Link outside her door,but she frowns when she doesn't see anybody and goes back inside a closes the door."now for the real fun"I think to myself as I change my eyes to blue to look like Link."Perfect!"I whisper quietly as I walk up to her door and knock again.This time when she opened it she smiled at me and hugged me.I hugged back and went into the room when she beckoned me in."Link I'm so glad your here!~"she said happily as she sat down on here her bed."I'm glad I got to come see you too sweet cheeks!~"I say while winking at her.She frowns,confusion written on her face,probably because my voice is a little deeper than Links,and because of the nickname I called her.Horror quickly fills her eyes as she realizes I'm not Link and quickly tries to get up."No nO SwEeT cHeEkS~No OnE IS hErE To SaVe YoU kNoW~"I say while walking towards her,my eyes changing back to there normal color,my voice going staticky and deep.She falls off the other side of the bed and gets up and walks backwards towards the wall,her back quickly up against it and me in front of her.I grin evilly as she turns pail,all the color draining from her face."ArE yOu  ScArEd?"I whisper as I take my sword out of its holder behind my back and hold it up against her neck,making her stiffen in fear of getting cut.She straightens up a little and tries to calm down,a little fear leaving her eyes as she gets ahold of a little piece of her sanity."I-I'm not afraid of you,Link will come save me"he said as determination filled her eyes instead of fear.I smirk knowing that's not true.I push the sword more up against her neck,making a thin line of blood run across her neck.She gasps as her eyes glaze over with pain and she goes still again so I don't cut her anymore.Her lips tilt up a little into a smile,making me frown in confusion."why are you smiling?"I ask in my normal voice because I'm so confused.She laughs a little hysterically and spits in my face."I'm not telling you,just kill me,but I'm warning you,Link WILL find you,and he WILL kill you"she says as she smiles like crazy and closes her eyes in happiness.I growl and wipe the spit off of my cheek and clench the hilt of the sword tightly in my hands till my knuckles turn white."YoU sHoUlDnT hAvE dOnE tHaT"SLICE!!"

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!looks like BEN killed Zelda,way to go bro.Sorry to you guys out there that like LOZ,I love it too,but I really needed to spice this story up a bit.*licked the phone*yep,that's spicy enough.Hope you enjoyed it,BYE!!!!