Title: NCIS Crazies
TV Show: NCIS
Pairing: McGee & Abby
Note: Ok, so this is a story my mind came up with after watching The Crazies (2010). It's pretty out there but I wanted to write something different…. And I love writing horror stories….. I have changed a few things from the original because it was a little too sexual and immature for my taste.
Genres: Romance, Horror, Action, Fantasy
***Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS. THEY SOLELY BELONG TO THE BRILLIANT MINDS OF THE NCIS WRITERS.
Tony started beating his computer. Ziva, startled, looked up from her computer. When he wouldn't stop she yelled, "Tony! Stop it before Gibbs-" Gibbs came around the corner and sat in his chair. Gibbs said, "DiNozzo, stop hitting it. I have found that hitting technology makes the problem worse."
After a few minutes of Tony cursing his computer and Ziva watching him (trying to hold back her laughter), Gibbs got a call. After a few minutes of talking he stood up quickly and said, "If you need me I'll be in the Director's office."
Tony and Ziva nodded and went back to what they were doing, Ziva watching Tony try to fix his computer while Tony's head was on the edge of exploding.
Tony decided to give up and just lay beck in his chair. He grumbled, "Damn viruses. Where's McGeek when you need him?"
Ziva answered, absentmindedly, "He is down in the lab with Abby." She immediately regretted what she said when she remembered that McGee told her not to tell Tony. Tony was immediately interested and had sly smile on his face.
Tony said, "So our little Timmy is down with our favorite forensics scientist, Abby Scuito, is he?"
Ziva quickly said, "Now I know what you are thinking Tony but we need to leave them be. He said that they were going over DNA Analysis for the Jane Doe in autopsy."
Tony said slowly, "Ziva, we have had no cases today. There are no bodies in Ducky's lab."
It took her a while but then Ziva rose her finger up, as if a light bulb went off in her head and she said, in realization, "That is why he did not want you knowing!"
Tony put his finger to the tip of his nose and said, "Yes Ziva! Right on the nose!"
Ziva asked, "What is right on the nose?"
Tony rolled his eyes and said, "It's an expression. It means- Oh never mind. Forget it." Tony got up from his desk and said, "Come on! Let's get him back for being a little McDeciever."
Ziva was about to deny but she knew that even if she didn't go with him Tony would still end up going. So she decided to go to make sure Tony didn't do anything too out of line.
Meanwhile in the lab....
McGee sneakily took a glance at Abby. He wanted to talk to her about what had happened between them the previous night but she was very busy at the moment. Her analyzing computer was not acting like itself today. She was running around form her desk computer to her analyzing evidence computer so much he was starting to get a little dizzy.
Abby sighed and sat down in her computer chair in defeat, "I just don't know why my computer is doing this to me. I know there's not a case but, what if later today there is?!" She started pleading to the computer like it was a very bratty stubborn child, "Please work, my wonderful computer. If you start working I'll never scream at you and I'll clean you every day, and I'll-"
