Cheater!Levi X Reader Oneshots

Emotionless!Reader X Cheater!Levi PART 2

It would have been pretty fun to see how broken Levi was, and if, after years of disappearing, I would make an impression on him.

The reason as to why I was coming back was because I would be declared dead next month. Yes. Its been that long. Seven years.

I strolled down the street aimlessly around the old New York town that I left almost a decade ago. I chuckled as I saw all these familiar places. Having parked my car on a street only two blocks away, to get out and eat, I decided it'd be better to grab a bite to eat and walk off to the courtroom. They were gonna go and declare me dead, what the hell do you think I was gonna do?

Turning the corner while taking another bite of my sandwhich (having holding it with my left hand only) my view turned to a certain mad little shit. Or in other words, Zoe. I narrowed my eyes and kept my (enter hair colour here please) that was mixed in with a few blue and red patches that I dyed here and there, along with my now (shorter/longer) hair, I looked pretty different from my old self.

I was wearing a pair of (colour) shorts with a white tank top and some (colour) sneakers. My (colour) jacket was pretty big and comfy, and I unzipped it so it hung from both side of my body.

Back to the old little mad scientist shit, I turned my head and walked past her casually, although I saw her shoulder aimed at mine, and dodged reflexively the slightly damaging hit.
"For fuck's sake..." I turned my head and frowned at Hanji.
"How about you watch where the hell you're going next time?"
"Oh?" She turned around and I could already feel the curly and crazed smile on her face.
"Don't you know who I am~?"

I smirked and looked up again to see her face full of confidence.
"Yes. Hanji Zoe, right hand man of the CEO of Titan&Comp. The real question is, do you know who I am?"

She knew everyone important in this city, every little crook and druggie, the drug dealers, cops, anyone. But she didn't know me.
She stood in silence.
"I thought so." I took another bite of my sandwhich and turned on my heel back on my way to the courtroom.
"You're nothing compared to me now. Because I  know you but you don't know me." And something like this would drive any self-proclaimed mad person back down to the first base, where they initially started.

I continued on my happy, or as happy as it would get, stroll. I got there a minute later anyway.

I pushed the door to it slowly, and was met by the fresh, serious and still air of the marble courtroom that remained as blatant yet beautiful colour as ever. Ahhh...

Thus, I snapped on my badge and whistled loudly in the middle of the courtroom, looking around with a pair of gleaming (eye colour) beams until an annoyed secretary stomped down the stairs to look at me, with her normal vein popping out the side of her forehead.

"I'd like to announce something!" I yelled so that more people could hear me. The secretary was about to scream at the top of her lungs to make me shut up. I cut her off.
"(Insert name here) is officially not dead! Kiss my ass the lawyer of this courtroom is here!" I yelled, and for once, I felt alive. I felt like myself. I felt put back together for once.

Everyone's face had fallen off. From what I heard, they had heard that I was dead, that I was shot off somewhere, or maybe that I got into drugs and wasted all the money I checked out of our old joined account and dumped it on my drug dealer, not that I've got one.

"Bring a bailiff over here, and one of you, yes yes you-" I pointed at a random short kid
"You better file my paperwork and quick!" Everyone shuddered at the tone of my voice.

This was the first time someone saw me in years, and the first time they saw me without a suit on.

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Hey guys! Admin here1 So, I was thinking of making a book based on this universe where Levi cheats on the reader. If atleast fifteen people comment saying they'd like me to do so, I will!

~Admin