The definition of sarcasm

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' that's what makes you beautiful oh-oh' I was woken up by one direction blasting through my alarm clock. A little thing you should know about me is that I hate one direction and anything to do with it. Ironic because my two best friends Candice and rosine are in love with them. Seriously every time they hear one direction they start squealing and shrieking, it's a wonder I haven't gone deaf yet.

Which is why Fred and jack decided it was best to wake me up that way. Good thing to because I would've never woken up.

My twin brothers were the most annoying egotistical people I have ever Met. Their main source of entertainment is to prank me, embarrass me or humiliate me in front of a lot of people.

Today was Monday, the first day back of school. Many people would be excited to go back to school and reunite with their friends and share all the good things they have done that summer. Me I would rather that summer continue forever. I mean i would totally give up sleeping in for endless hours, relaxing and having fun, for eight crappy hours of school.( note the sarcasm)

I grumpily got out of bed and headed for my bathroom. I turned on the shower and stripped out of my clothes. I hoped into the hot relaxing water and enjoyed the calmness of it all. After my shower I quickly got out of the bathroom and rushed to wear clothes. I stepped into my walk in closet and randomly selected an outfit to wear. I pulled on a white tee that had the words ' sarcasm is my thing' in bold letters. I matched it with a pair if denim shorts. To pull the look of I wore my favorite pair of all star sneakers. I quickly pulled a brush through my brown hair that came up to midwaist. I tied it into a messy bun and checked my self over in the mirror.

I didn't bother with make up and went natural.

I rushed down stairs and grabbed and apple on the way out. I checked that I had my set of keys, wallet and phone.

My brothers already left early because as they put it "gotta see all the fresh piece of ass in line"I was ashamed to say my brothers were the players of the school. They were the centre of the''it' crowd. With their brown hair and emerald eyes. Their muscled figures and their height of 6'3, not to forget their signature smirks that got girls lining up for them.

I had brown hair that I couldn't bother with and my sparkly blue eyes. I got my eyes from my mom while they took after my dad. My height was 5'9 which I also took after my mom.

I climbed onto my baby that I cherished so much. It was a honda cb600f hornet. It was the best ride ever!! It kept your adrenaline pumping. It was exhilarating.

I made it to school five min before the bell. West coast high was a typical American school with all the different cliques. The jocks, cheerleaders,emos,nerds,geeks, mischiefs....

I would fall into the category of an outsider. I wasn't really in a clique nor would I want to be in one.

The school also had a queen bee and her minions. In This school that role fell to Angela woods. Her and her minions made life miserable for those who she didn't think worthy. She was yet to cross paths with me. Honestly the slut role fell to her too. She wore the most revealing, tight clothes known to man. And am pretty sure she had multiple surgerys. She caked her face with so much makeup that she might as well have advertised For a cake company. Also her skin was way too orange that some might classify her as an umpa lumpa.
Well that's my opinion anyway which of course majority of the school population would disagree with because they worship the ground she walks on.

I walked towards the entrance were my brothers and the 'it' crowd were scattered.

As I was passing by Fred decided it was best if he shouted out for me

" Amanda!! Did you get the present we left for you this morning" I'm pretty sure they were talking about the horrendous way of waking me up.

I just flipped him off and continued to 8 hours of hell

Here we go....

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