Sans x Grillby <3

Catullus 5

Author's note: Catullus 5 was written by the famous poet Catullus. This chapter is inspired by that poem, its translation from latin is a bit short cuz I don't want to write but this is the part to use in my chapter: Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then another thousand, then a second hundred.

(After reading Catullus 5)

Sans: Ya know i never understood this poetry crap.

Grillby:Oh come on, I think it's pretty nice plus do you know how hard those poets had to work to make that piece of literature are?

Sans: Fuck Grillbz, they have it easy. I mean seriously, I could've written that. "Give me a thousand kisses then a hundred then another thousand and a second hundred". Hell, if you wanted to write a poem, you should at least make it relatable. Who in this dammed world give kiss someone a thousand kisses.

Grillby: Is that a challenge I hear, because I could kiss you till I burn out.

Sans: Pfft,I guess I'm rubbing off to you.

Grillby: Fucking hell,Sans I swear, but I still think I could give you a thousand kisses.

Sans: Yeah,I'd like to see you try.

Grillby: Fine, 1*kiss on the forehead* 2*kiss on the cheek*

Sans:C'mon you can quit now and won't blame you for it, a thousand kisses ca-can't be... d-done*kissed on the lips* Grillby: 3

A bunch of kisses later. Sans: S-so did y-you got those thousand kisses. Grillby: Hmm? Oh about that I kind of lost count on number 10. Sans: You What?!? Grillby: Hey don't give me that, by the look of it you seemed to enjoyed it. What happened to "A thousand kisses, it can't be done." Sans: Any,I got distracted. Grillby: By what? Sans: *whispers* Grillby: Sorry what was that? Sans: I said, You and your Dammed Kisses distract me so bad. Grillby: Is that so? I'm sorry I had to put you through that. Sans: I never said it was a bad distraction. Grillby: So I won, what do I get? Sans: I believe it's my turn to give you those kisses. Grillby: Fine by me. 

Author's note: Sorry if  they are so cheesy but I can't help it. Well, till then