Valentines Spin Offs 2016

Happy Stupid Human Holiday

A/N: this does not follow the actual story line of Chocolate!

so no this does NOT take place in the underworld.

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Lola POV:

Okay, extra extra bitter chocolate, check!

extra sweet chocolate check!

Paintbrush, yuppers!

I giggled manically, running back and forth in my night shirt. "this is going to be so fun!"

"What the fuck are you doing?"

I froze, grin coming over my face, "lava cake!"

He stared at me, Pudding Duchess la Milkshake weaving through his ankles. "what are you doing lola?"

"Sexytime prep."

He rose a brow, "hm."

I gave him my best serious face, "would you prefer it if I didnt put on sexy things and made my legs all smooth and yummy for you to get in between?"

"That does not involve the kitchen."

"Shhhh yes it does! Go away. Ill make lunch."

"How about no? I want to live." 

I whined, "but you can't be in here!"

"why?"

"I'm making stuff!"

"We share the kitchen all the time, just like we share a bed, a couch, a shower."

"no!"

"Lola."

"bad lava cake you're being mean!"

"...I'm trying to feed us you moron!"

My cheeks puffed out, "I don't want food."

"I do."

"then let me cook."

"you can't cook for shit rainbowfucko."

Why won't this fudger let me be super cute and lovey? "but..but...Axel!"

Violet eyes clashed with mine, "no."

"I hate you."

"no you don't. you adore me."

...stupid cake. "...Its valentines day though I know you're not romantic but I want to do something fun.."

He eyed me, "just so you know you will kill me if you try to make me food."

"I'm not! I'm not trying to feed you. just shoo you bad demon cake!"

He rolled his eyes but surrendered, "I hope you don't expect some romantic bullshit."

"I dont."

Just fun.

finally he left.

Okay! so next thing on the list, sexy scrappy bondage pantie set! check.

Axel is gonna love it.

I'm such a good gummy bear. I deserved a snack for all my goodness.

I pulled an ice cream bar from the fridge as I poured the chocolate fondue spread into containers.

This was going to be so fun...I have wanted to do this since I met him..

My toes curled a bit my thighs clenching.