Misadventures of the Weeaboo Sisters

3:: Anti-weaboos, K-pop Fanatics and Oh My! Pt. 1

After what seemed like a hundred years, Chandee and Chi had finally escaped the forest maze... NOT. Without having even a compass or map (for the oh-so-great cheshire cat drew the second part with a goddamn crayon), heaven forbid they'll get out of it let alone find another person to be of help during times like these.

"Where's our ojisama when you need him...?" Chi whined. Oh wait, she thought. They were the ones who need to save them. Not the other way around.

But lo and behold, someone did appear! The man was not alone, for he had several people behind him. At last, their only hope came, and they were going to be saved.

(... or so they thought.)

"Oh my kami!! [1]" Chandee cried in delight. "You are heaven-sent! Please help us! Onegai! [2]"

The man in front, who seemed to be the leader of the group, walked towards them and crossed his arms with pride. "Huh? Help you? Just who do you think you are, you useless weaboos?"

"You already said it yourself," Chi mumbled, rolling her eyes. "We're useless weaboos."

"Dumb broad," Chandee snickered as she stood beside her companion. The man growled angrily, eyes full of hatred that they could've already stabbed a person. Involuntarily, they both yelped at the man's sudden actions.

"I heard that!"

While the two can only watch the man's quick change of expressions in amusement, a girl with large pair of glasses plus a manga in her hand, went to the pretty boy-- err, man and placed her other hand to him after. (Wow is this story going to be some kind of a romantic novel or something?) "Calm down, Fuyuhiko. We don't want to stoop lower than them, do we? Let's just stop this and watch Shingeki no Kyojin [3] when we get back." Fuyuhiko gritted his teeth when he heard his name . Refusing to back down easily, he was about to retort until a terribly skinny guy holding a Hatsune Miku [4] body pillow cut him off.

"We've come this far already. It's only a waste of time if we came all the way here but did not exterminate them." The group nodded in agreement.

Fuyuhiko faced the girl with a serious expression plastered on his face. "Hmph. So you see? We've been ordered by the queen as well. If we've surrendered already... then that means we've also given up our lives. Do you want that?" Without another word, she immediately shook her head. Whether she was intimidated or mesmerized by the man's feminine beauty is up to you to decide. Meanwhile, Chi and Chandee now looked very alarmed.

"Eh? The queen?!" Chi wisphered rather loudly. "We're in danger, Chandee!"

"D-don't misunderstand! T-they're probably another one of our tomodachis or something!"

"You're the one who's misunderstanding!"

"Ie, [5] you are!"

"Baka!"

"Aho! [6]"

"Silence!" the stubborn-ass Fuyuhiko shouted. Once both of them did, he smirked arrogantly and spoke. "Finally, you two stopped blabbering nonsense. I--"

"Wait a second, just who are you to say things like that, shorty?" Chandee crossed her arms. Filled with confidence, Chi too butted in the conversation and unintentionally (maybe?) kept his temper up. "Yeah! What she said!"

Unfortunately, the man's anger did rise. The proof for that was the sound of gun being fired. 'OMG! When did he get that?' Chandee thought, taken aback by the weird logic.

"Keh! You've got a lot of nerve to interrupt me as I speak. I told you to shut your mouths, didn't I? So do it or else!" the man had such a way with words. "As you can see, we are anti-weaboos. We cannot stand and tolerate freaks like you. And even if you have the appearance, that doesn't mean we're going to stop now especially because you're giving us Japanese and otakus a bad name--" he scowled as he continued-- "And since, we're going to destroy you then I'm going to give you the chance to say your last words right now."

Chandee was the first to react, having tears on her eyes while now facing her sister/friend. "Us...? We're going to get killed...?" it took her a few minutes for her mind to calculate what the man had meant. "Yada!! [6] We still have to save our prince!!" she cried and threw her arms over Chi who was in panic.

"I-IT'S ALRIGHT, CHANDEE! WE'RE THE MAIN CHARACTERS, AREN'T WE?! WE CAN'T DIE YET IN THE STORY! IT'S NOT EVEN WRITTEN IN THE PLOT!" she assured her. Hopefully, it truly wasn't a lie since that kind of ending would only suck for both the readers and the author. However, the man could only laugh because he doesn't know that.

"AHAHAHAHA! Is that all you gonna say, fools? Then, begone--"

"AND DON'T YOU EVEN DARE LAY A HAND ON THOSE TWO!"

(There goes the sound of the man's growl as he, once again, was cut off by a woman who had a group of other girls behind her.)

*gasp* Might they possibly be a friend or... an enemy? And most importantly, who are they? And what is the relevance of the title and the new people? //hinthint

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Translation Notes:

[1] god

[2] please

[3] Attack on Titan - It's an anime. Watch it.

[4] That one famous girl (read: humanoid) who sings.

[5] no

[6] dumbass

[7] no way