"Where are we right now, Chi?" Chandee, the second main weeaboo protagonist in this weird story asked the mastermind-- Erm.. I mean, her sister-slash-also-weaboo-friend as she pushed away the leaves beside the trees. "I think we might not make it..."
"Don't be so pessimistic, Chandee! I bet we can find our dear prince before night comes!" Chi assured her. However, having no ideas as to where they can find their prince, they just went to a random forest they just happened to see without bringing any maps or... stuff that can help them during times like these. It was probably no surprise that they're gonna get lost easily.
"Agh!! I can't take it anymore! This is too much for my kawaii-ness! Where's the prince when you need him?!" Chandee dramatically exclaimed all of a sudden, immediately knelt down on the cold, cold grass after that and covered her kirei [1] face like a damsel in distress. Anyone (if there was another person in the middle of the forest) would need not prevent her from doing so for she is ~forever kawaii~
Chi narrowed her eyes. "YOU BAKA [2]! That ain't gonna help us if you keep on weeping like that! How are we supposed to get our ouji [3] when we can't get out here?! Yameteyo [4]!!"
"I can help you with that."
The two whipped their heads just to see a cheshire cat floating (?) above a tree trunk. Well, maybe a half cheshire cat and half human. Its hair color is that of a plum's, and cat ears and tail were seen on its figure. Her clothes are purple too!
"Ooh... isn't that... a cheshaa neko [5]?!" Chandee spoke excitedly, but blinked when realization came to her. "But.. what's it doing here? And why does it look like a human too?"
"Greetings to you both. My name is Maecille. And I'm here to show you the way to where your princes are," it said. Somehow, the odd half-cat half-human seemed to disappear and appear like nobody's business until Chi lost her temper.
"What?! What are you saying? This isn't Alice in Wonderland! We don't need you here!" Maecille flinched at the woman's words.
"Hey! It's not my fault the I'm in this trashy story of yours!" Maecille retorted back. "I didn't wish to be in here anyway! It's because your weird author added me in here!"
Unexpectedly, a laugh that is almost the same as a witch's came from nowhere. (Hint: it's from the evil author)
"W-whose laugh was that?" Chandee murmured.
"You just have the break the fourth wall, don't you?" Chi huffed, asking the question to no one at all. Except--
Maecille shrugged. "Nevermind that! Just get this map away from me! I'm leavin'!" With that, the you-already-know-who-and-what-she-is threw said map to the two weeaboos and vanished without giving any signs of going back to show herself in this crappy story once again.
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Translation Notes:
[1] beautiful
[2] idiot/fool
[3] prince
[4] Stop it!
[5] cheshire cat
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Misadventures of the Weeaboo Sisters
HumorChi and Chandee, the two BFFsies, go to a dangerous adventure as they brave their way to find their one and only prince! Together-- wait, isn't it supposed to be the other way around? Welp, they just have to deal with it one way or another!
