Dib: well one day zim came to my door kissed me forced me to the ground and then we started confessing our love for each other and then it happend
Gaz: DIB GET YOUR GAY ASS OVER HERE I KNOW YOU DRANK THE LAST GOD DAMN SODADib: how can you be sure gaz
Gaz: Because the soda says suck it gaz
*zim starts running away dib and gaz chase him*
Zim: STOP CHASING YOUR FUTURE RULER I KNOW MY RIGHTS
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FanfictionZim: ask or dare us to do anything but BE QUICK my plan to destroy earth MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Dib: zim please you can't even take over me during sex Zim: sh shut up......