Adopt or nah

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Zim: I think I know what adoption is DIBBEH GET IN THE VOOT CRUISER

Dib: LEMME GET MY BIG ASS OVER DERE

1 hour later

Dib: why are we in the test tube area?

Zim: isn't this what adoption is

Dib: um I guess

Zim: please bring me your prettiest smeet

Adoption store owner: sure thing *grabs the ugliest smeet* here ya go

Zim: *squeels like a school girl* ITS SO CUTE

Dib: Zim can we pick another one

Zim: NU I SHALL CALL HER FLUFFY AND SHE SHALL BE MINE

Dib: uh okay then......

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