Zim: *thinks* ugh This is soooo boring
Dib: hey Zim you look bored what's wrong
Zim: what's wrong is that I have to sit here until you finish eating
Dib: *throws steak on Zims face*
Zim: AAAHHHH THE MEAT THE MEEEAAAAT
Dib: HAHAHA THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR RAPING ME FAGGOT MUAHAHAHHAA
Zim: eat unicorn ass cakes you granny who're fart
Dib: I'm sorry I can't I'm to fab to
Zim: SHADA FAG UP BIYUSH IM FAB YOU WHORE FACED SLUT
Dib: that's it when we get home Ima make you eat this ass
Zim: *does high pitched girly screech*
Guests in the restaurant: bitch da fuq dez hoes doing I'm trying to eat my freshly cut booty dammit!
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FanfictionZim: ask or dare us to do anything but BE QUICK my plan to destroy earth MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Dib: zim please you can't even take over me during sex Zim: sh shut up......
