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Don't try to embarrass me

My mom is on one of the soccer teams that adults play on when they try to "rekindle their youth" So every Sunday night I am forced to tag along to support her hobby. 

Last night we went to Wendy's right before the game so my dad could grab a bite to eat. So he ate food like people do. The place was pretty empty besides the workers so somewhere in my mom's mind she thought, "Hey right now would be the perfect time to stretch."

So right there, in the middle of Wendy's, my mother began stretching. Now I;m not one of those children who go to the corner and pretend I'm not related to the person until they stop. No, I take action.

I yell to everyone, "Hey everyone! Look over here! my mom's doing pre-game stretching! You just have to look!"

Yea, that made her stop. Then we got outside and for some idiotic reason another thought entered her mind. "Now we're outside in front of a highway next to our car. A much more appropriate time to stretch!" So there she goes again, doing toe-touches and other stretching. A car pulls up and people start coming out, witnessing her. So I start again.

"Look everyone! You see this lady stretching! She's getting ready for a big soccer game! Look at her stretch!"

Point is, I'm not easily embarrassed. And if you do something worth bringing out shame curtains I'll make sure everyone knows why.