When I'm out at a public place (usually a fast food place or store) and me and my friends are in an argument I like to get a third opinion from a random passerby.
My friend and I were discussing the redness of my hair, walking into a resturaunt. I thought it was slightly red while she thought it was extremely red. Fed up with it I went up to one of the waiters. The conversation went as so (waiter's speech bolded)
"Excuse me mister but what shade would you consider my hair?"
"Red, I guess"
*gets "I told u so" look from friend*
"Ok, but on a scale from maroon to blood, what would you rate it?"
"Umm, I don't know, kind of red."
"Well your no help to the argument"
Then I walked away with my friend in a fit of laughter behind me. Pretty productive day if I might say.
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