-Sigh- yet another paper weight occupies space within the depths of my mind. These inanimate objects serve a purpose in life; they enhance my day and unintentionally provide me with ideas that could possibly change life as we know it. The future generation which may or may not be the same people currently reading this (depending on my theory for immortality) and I both thank you for eluding my sleepless nights as I ponder my hypothesis.
I.A
