The Adventures Of Len's Gigantic O.T.N

HOW TO HAVE A GOOD VALENTINES W/ OTN KUNKUN

Yuki: Hello, everybody. I am Yuki, you might know me from that one time I committed a mass murder at the local grocery store. If you didn't know, today's valentines day. If you're like me and you're not in a relationship and considering dating your teacher, I will tell you. This will be a 5 step guide to getting all the ladies/men! Let's go-

OTN: hold the front door

Yuki: Oh god. 

OTN: bitch u think u can control me 

this is MY show

MY turf 

MY yard 

get out

Yuki: Hahahah. No. I am WAY  better than you, s.and you know it.

OTN: bitch please

I get all the ladies 

especially in those eroge games B) 

Yuki: Exactly, now let me continue. 

OTN: no 

Yuki: Yes.

OTN: nO

Yuki: I'm done. I'm gone. *walks out*

OTN: yay

Yuki: *turns around* Wait, I can't leave. 

OtN: .-.

if u don't leave 

ur gonna have a bad toime 

Miku: OMGOMGOMG IS THAT SANS-SAMA I HEAR????????????????

OTN: yes miku 

i r snas 

Miku: OMG, LOVE ME. I LOVE UNDERTALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111!

OTN: SEE YUKI

I TOLD YOU I GET ALL THE LADIES

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS BE UNDERTALE TRASH 

Yuki: H-Hey, you didn't even see my list! M-Maybe it's better!

OTN: o rlly

*grabs Yuki's clip board from her hands that has the list on it*

#1, Find the girl/guy you like 

#2, Buy them flowers or chocolates

#3, Make them a poem or song or a note that says your feelings 

#4, Recite that poem until you get it memorized

#5, Show them all the things you got them and recite the poem

OTN: pffft
scrub 

Yuki: !!!!

OTN: rather take the sans shortcut

Come on Miku

Miku: Ok, saaaans~ *hooks arms with OTN/Sans and they skip into the sunset* 

Yuki: Sigh....Why...?