1. Mosskit

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--cats are traveling across the snow, it's very cold, it generally sucks for everyone involved--

Bluefur: Come on kits, almost there, come on... *nudges kit forward*

Mosskit: I'm cold. *shivers*

Bluefur: *comes to a complete stop* *takes deep breath* HI COLD I'M BLUEFUR.

Mosskit: *dies*

Bluefur: HAHA HAHA HAHA *flops onto back* *writhes in snow* HAHA HAHA ITS FUNNY.

Other kits I can't be bothered to remember the names of: *watch on in horror*

BLUEFUR: *starts to froth at the mouth*

And there you go. I'm so sorry. XD

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