--cats are traveling across the snow, it's very cold, it generally sucks for everyone involved--
Bluefur: Come on kits, almost there, come on... *nudges kit forward*
Mosskit: I'm cold. *shivers*
Bluefur: *comes to a complete stop* *takes deep breath* HI COLD I'M BLUEFUR.
Mosskit: *dies*
Bluefur: HAHA HAHA HAHA *flops onto back* *writhes in snow* HAHA HAHA ITS FUNNY.
Other kits I can't be bothered to remember the names of: *watch on in horror*
BLUEFUR: *starts to froth at the mouth*
And there you go. I'm so sorry. XD
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Warriors: Tragedy into Comedy
FanfictionThe saddest moments, the heartbreaks, the deaths, the tragedies. The moments that made you scream at the sky-- "WHY STARCLAN WHY???" They will be rewritten to suite a sort of strange twisted humor. You may laugh. You may cry. Books will be spoiled...