--a cat crouches at the edge of a cliff, a dog trying to eat him because that's totally how things went--
Unknown Cat: HIYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(many H's later)HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *after a long and drawn out scream the cat stops floating impossibly in the air and slams down into the dog* *mysterious blue cat and dog go off cliff together*
Fireheart: NUUUU BLUESTAR *spirals into a perfect dive, following his leader off of the cliff* *splashes into water*
Oakheart who may or may not have been in this part: Fireheartttttt I will now lead you to my mate but not in time to save herrrr.
Fireheart: *follows without question* *finds leader's body* *drags onto beach* Dang son I thought you were a goner!
Bluestar: *is choking*
Fireheart: Dang let me resuscitate you because non-medicine-cats totally know how to do that! *resuscitates*
Bluestar: *cough* *splutter* HACKLLKKKLKKKKKK *coughs out mysterious gray lump*
Fireheart: Ummm.
Fireheart: Uhhhh.
Fireheart: Is that--
Bluestar: *sounds equally surprised* A fish?
Fish: *flops uselessly*
Bluestar: ...
Fireheart: ..................
Fireheart:*pokes fish*
Bluestar: *licks fish* *grimaces* Welp, I'm done. See you at your nine-lives ceremony!
Fireheart: But--
Bluestar: *dives back into river, waving goodbye*
And I'm fairly certain that was a request.
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Warriors: Tragedy into Comedy
FanfictionThe saddest moments, the heartbreaks, the deaths, the tragedies. The moments that made you scream at the sky-- "WHY STARCLAN WHY???" They will be rewritten to suite a sort of strange twisted humor. You may laugh. You may cry. Books will be spoiled...
