My brother came up with most of this one.
Dramatically, Scourge turned on Tigerstar and slashed him so hard nine major organs burst and blah blah blah you know the deal.
"DUDE!"
Life one.
"YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE."
"NO THERE WAS A FLY I SWEAR." Scourge said defensively as Tigerstar tried to crawl towards him.
Life two.
"YOU LITTLE JERK. YOU BETRAYED ME."
"NO I DIDN'T I SWEAR." Scourge cried, looking nervously at Firestar. "Please tell me there's still a chance I can get some territory or something." Firestar looked uncomfortable. Tigerstar inched closer.
Life three.
"YOU LITTLE WAFFLE MUNCHING TRAITOR! YOU WERE SO GOING TO DO THIS THE WHOLE TIME!"
Life four.
"NO I WASN'T!"
"OH I KNOW, ITS BECAUSE OF SOME CHILDHOOD BACKSTORY REASON ISN'T IT?!?!" Tigerstar inched closer.
Life five.
"BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M NOT LISTENING!" Scourge yowled in an attempt to drown out Tigerstar revealing exactly how all of his villainy came about in the first place.
"LEMME GUESS, ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE SMALL AND THIS GIVES YOU CONFIDENCE OR SOMETHING." Closer.
Life six.
"Uh, uh," Scourge looked around, trying to think of some way, any way, to shut him up. "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU--"
"DON'T YOU RICK-ROLL ME, LITTLE MAN."
Life seven.
"Okay okay I was just going to kill Tigerstar then ask you peacefully for some territory, I swear," Scourge begged Firestar, who began to inch nervously away.
"THAT'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO WHAT YOU DO IN THE BOOK, YOU OUT OF CHARACTER DIPSTICK."
Life eight.
Scourge picked up the fourth wall and bashed him on the head with it. Tigerstar fell still.
Scourge flashed Firestar a nervous smile.
And there's that hopeless butchering of a joke. XD
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أدب الهواةThe saddest moments, the heartbreaks, the deaths, the tragedies. The moments that made you scream at the sky-- "WHY STARCLAN WHY???" They will be rewritten to suite a sort of strange twisted humor. You may laugh. You may cry. Books will be spoiled...
