Bassripple: And here we are again! Whew, I think this is our second one today!
Hollystream: Thank you, thank you, I know it's because of my awesomeness *bows*
Bassripple: Ugh. Here, have a cookie *throws cookie like frisbee into twoleg yard*
Hollystream: Cookie!
Bassripple: While she is gone, onto our first dare! And it comes from, *thumbs through index cards* fluffdoge!
Hollystream: Wow, cool name! *licks lips* cookie...
Bassripple: *facepaw* and now, to read the dare! Hm, this is an interesting one!
Hollystream: Let me see!!! *grabs paper* Ooo! It says for Brambleclaw to fight 10 foxes, with a butter knife!
Bassripple: Well we're are we going to get the foxes?
Hollystream: With a cookie trap!! *makes trap* Now all we have to do is wait...
*snap*
Hollystream: Yay! Ten foxes!
Bassripple: How. Did. That. Work...
Hollystream: Here we goooooo!!!
*poof*
Brambleclaw: Okay, I know I am on this game show again, let's just get this over with.
Bassripple: Okay! Here is your butter knife!
Brambleclaw: What???!!!
Hollystream: Bye! *shoves in trap with foxes*
Bassripple: We'll get back to him later. On to our next dare!
Hollystream: And it is from, *magically makes paper come out of ear* ToXicWoLF87 again!
Bassripple: Ok, that was weird...
Hollystream: Hmm, not sure exactly how to do this dare. Ok, I got it! Brambleclaw and Ashfur have to tell Squirrelflight they are related to her!
Bassripple: Wait, aren't they actually kind of?
Hollystream: Beats me, bro.
Bassripple: Well, here we go.
*one poof*
Bassripple: AUGH I forgot Brambleclaw was fighting the foxes!
Hollystream: Well then, it's all on you, Ashfur.
Ashfur: Where in the world am I?
Hollystream: Eh, it doesn't matter. What does matter, is your dare!
Ashfur: Huh?
Bassripple: That's right! You have to tell Squirrelflight that you and Brambleclaw are related to her!
Ashfur: Wait, we are???!!!
Hollystream: Eh, doesn't matter. Let's go!! *zippity zap*
Squirrelflight: Well, hello Ashfur...
Ashfur: Okay... So, both me and your beloved Brambleclaw are related to you.
Squirrelflight: WHA???
Ashfur: Yah, that was actually a dare, but I think it's true...
Squirrelflight: AAUUGGHH!!! Who am I!!! Who are you??!
Hollystream: Hmph. That didn't go over well.
Bassripple: Did you really expect it to?
Hollystream: Weeelll...
Bassripple: Oh my Starclan, we forgot about Brambleclaw! *runs over to trap*
Hollystream: To the door! *opens door, foxes run out*
Bassripple: Uhm, Brambleclaw???
*Brambleclaw stumbles out, missing half of his fur, butter knife broken*
Brambleclaw: A-t-t-t least I-m-m -alive-e
Hollystream: MY BUTTER KNIFE! *digs grave for knife* Oh no, *sniffle* at least it lived a good life...
Bassripple:...weird...
Brambleclaw: It's finally over, I'll go tell Squirrelflight what happened.
Bassripple: Ohhh...about Squirrelflight...
Hollystream: She's running towards a cliff because she found out she's probably related to you and Ashfur...
Brambleclaw: WHAT??!!
Bassripple: Long story.
Hollystream: Bye 'yall!
Bassripple: Way to put it.
Hollystream: I know.
