Bassripple: Hello tabbies and calicos! Welcome to another episode or Warrior Cats truth or dare! Hollystream is asleep, so maybe we can get through this without her being annoying.
Hollystream: *SNORE*
Bassripple: Wellll...maybe not. Alright, we should get to our first dare! Oh, where is that thing *paws through junk* wait...Hollystream put it in her fortune cookie...here it is, now to open it...
*snap*
Hollystream: MY COOKIE!!!
Bassripple: Well, strike that idea. *pulls strip of paper from cookie* ah, here it is! Our dare is from-
Hollystream: *shove* AlinBeane! And our dare is, hmm, it's interesting...
Bassripple: What?
Hollystream: We have to choose a cat to go to a nearby Twoleg nest and act like a homeless cat to convince the Twolegs to keep them.
Bassripple: I'm game, now we just have to choose an unsuspecting cat...
Hollystream: Here we go...*pulls name out of hat* and the 'lucky' winner is...can we get a drumroll?
Bassripple: A drum?
Hollystream: *facepaw* and the paper says...DUSTPELT!
Bassripple: Boy is he going to luuuuuv this... Well, here it goes.
*poof*
Dustpelt: Woah...that was sickening...
Bassripple: *sigh* just wait till you find out what you have to do
Dustpelt: Huh?
Hollystream: You have to pretend to be a homeless cat and convince a twoleg to keep you!
Dustpelt: What?? Why would I ever to that?!!
Bassripple: Well, because-
Dustpelt: Oh, the croc. I remember. I think I'll take the croc.
Ferncloud: Oh no you won't!
Dustpelt: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!??
Bassripple-Hollystream: O_o
Hollystream: Did you hit the button?!
Bassripple: Nope.
Hollystream: ...
Dustpelt: Fine, I'll do it.
Ferncloud: Good. *vanishes*
Bassripple: Okaaaayy then, onto the dare! *zap*
Dustpelt: Meow I'm a homeless cat
Hollystream: *rolls eyes* Put some spunk into it!
Dustpelt: MEOW
Bassripple: *facepaw* Maybe now you should do it in front of a twoleg den.
Dustpelt: Oh, riiiiight. *stumbles to twoleg den* 'ahem' Meow
Twoleg: *opens door* Hjsidisjsbkpppaweokcbzmalwpfp! *translation: Awe! Look at the pwitty kitty!
Dustpelt: Oh Foxdung.
Twoleg: Hdisnpsjsnak? Ejsisndk, sKalakm! *Are you looking for a home? Come here, kitty kitty!
Dustpelt: O_o *gulp*
Twoleg: Dhsksndkskd! *Come here! *grabs*
Dustpelt: NOOOO! I choose life!
Bassripple: Uh, what?
Twoleg: *goes inside with Dustpelt and slams door*
Hollystream: Well, whatever he meant, I guess it isn't a option...
Ferncloud: Eh, I never really liked him that much anywho.
Bassripple: *jumps* Stop doing that!
Ferncloud: *poof*
Hollystream: *facepaw*
Bassripple: Uhm...is this the end?
Hollystream: I think s-
Crowfeather: Yay!!! Camera!
Bassripple: WHO LET HIM IN??!!
Camera: *SMASH*
Hollystream: Do we have an extra?
Bassripple: Nope, he broke it too.
Hollystream: Oh Starclan...
Crowfeather: Bye!!!
