"You show a girl a few mediocre paintings, whine about your childhood, and I swoon and spill all my dirty secrets?"
"I think you're confusing me with one of those sad girls who will wait for a guy to choose."
"It's always the short, quiet ones you have to watch out for."
"I guess being diabolical has its perks."
"Remind me again why I should give a damn?"
_Haley Marshall, The Originals