Chapter 16

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"*groans* ughhhhhhhhhhh" I banged my head against the bar "my head hurts....." I pouted, Mira looks at me and slides me a glass of water

"Drink! It'll probably make you feel better" she smiled

"Thanks Mira! You're a life saver" I told her as I drank the water

"Ehhhh? You wanna go Stripcicle? Huh?" (funny thing, I call my friend Stripcicle, so shout out to your gurllllll!!! I swear I'm not drunk, I just write crap and post it on the Internet for everyone to see my crap.....errrr figuratively)

"What if I do, Pyro!!!!"

"Agh!!!! You're so annoying Ice Block!!"

"Did you just call me Ice Block?!? Fire-For-Brain?!?!"

"Ehhhh did you just call me stupid?!?!?!"

"Yes I did!!!!!!" oh my God are you serious? I'm having a hangover and they're yelling?!?!?! Ughhhh!! I'll show them!!!! Yeah, you go Yuki!! Thanks brain!!! Yeah whatever ugh my brain is mean!!! Anyways, I stood up and walked over to them and while I was walking, a table flew towards me and SMACK!! Yep, the table hit me.

"............"

"....uhhhhh Yuki I'm sorry"

"That was totally Pyro's fault"

"Hey!!!"

"SHUT UP" I gave them the evil eye (picture!!!:)

"Yes ma'am!!!!!" Gray and Natsu hugged each other

"Good" I walked back to the bar and dropped my head and continued wallowing in my misery

"Uhh Yuki?" I groaned

"What is it?" I replied

"We should go on a mission"

"Why? Plus I'm a bit.......hungover"

"Oh........."

"*sigh* fine let's go"

"Yay!!!!!!!!"

"Shhhhhhhh"

"Ah! Sorry!"

"Shhhhhhhhh and it's fine" I stood up from my spot in the bar and walked towards the quest board.....hmmmmm I'm not sure which quest should go on...

"Listen up brats!!!"

"Shhhhhhhh" I retaliated

"Ohh sorry, anyways we are having our annual S-Class mage promotion trial and here are the names! Lucy Heartfilia, Gray Fullbuster, Natsu Dragneel, Juvia Lockser, Yuki Misuguchi, Levy McGarden, Elfman Strauss, Akihiro (Author- Chan: and it was at this moment I realized...........I forgot all of my OC's last names (and I may or may not have forgotten that Aki isn't his full name but rather Akihiko).........I'm a terrible author) Kotome!!!!!

"Shhhhhhhh"

"Errr sorry, anyways, partner up but the same rule pertains, your partner must be human, a member of Fairy Tail, and not S-Class!!!!"

"Oh my god shut up, please"

"Sorry"

I turned around and came face to face with Kira (Akira......also Light 😂😂😂😂😂😂)

"Want me to be your partner?"

"Yes please, I don't want to be alone"

"Okay!"

I look over at Natsu to see if he is partners with anyone and he partners up with and of course it's with Lisanna, nothing wrong with her though! Really! Plus she likes Aki, yeah I see those love filled (awkward) glances, sexual tension and both Lisanna and Aki telling me! I feel like Mira helping people with their love problems but seriously, it is getting on my nerves like oh my god just say something or I will! any who, I look over at Lucy and I see that she is partners with Ryuu and-wait........is.......that......a......BLUSH I see??? Could it be??? Lu-Lu has a crush?............ara ara, blackmail stuff coming right up!!! Also Ali is obviously partnering up with Aiko and I over heard this

"Aki!" Aiko said " don't forget, you are the light and I am the shadow, I will always be your shadow, shine bright so that I, as your shadow, will also be at my full potential!" Aki smiled

"Of course I will you brat! After all, you promised to be my shadow, now I will do my best to be your light!" Aki lightly hit Aiko's head (Author-Chan: this is Kuroko and Kagami's promise to each other but I altered it so that I won't get copyrighted UwU but all rights reserved meaning this speech thingy belongs to kuroko no basket)

I was struck in the heart with an arrow that said "kawaii" "argh my babies!!!!! So cute!!!!!" (Author-Chan: basically my reaction to both Kagami and Kuroko when they did this thing)

(mini story, basically a conversation my sister and I had and it was too funny not to share)
*at a hot spring because i really want to go to one :(*

"hey! Yuki! Come in!!"

"errr okay!!!"

*getting dressed*

"errrr......Aya? Why are you staring at my......er rack?"

"your bra is big"

"really? I think they're normal sized"

"..........I meant what they're holding"

"what they're holdi-......ohhhhhhhhhhhh"
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ and with that I conclude today's chappie!! Yay!!!! I finally updated after I said I would.......last year..........I'm terrible uWu you all get a free punch!! Cmon!..............anyways I will stick to schedule from now on, however I don't promise that because I might have to give out another free punch.......except this time with a chair or a baseball bat.........anyways, Yep! I want more Fairy Tail romance!!! So pairings are going to be the usual like wat(er) ever (tfgs anyone?) you choose and then we have OC stuff like Ren and Akira, Luce and Ryuu, and Aya and Aiko!! Yeah I thought hard about these pairings okay?!?! Thats what i was doing for a year........ And sorry it is so short but I feel really bad that I deprived you readers, kept to you all away from my amazing writing (jk it sucks) also that little mini story actually happened earlier today with my sister and I couldn't stop laughing, I hope you laughed too, if not then, that is really awkward
(Edit note: I read this chapter again  and I realized just how messy it is............I swear I wasn't drunk............I'm just really really bad at writing also I had to edit some things so yeah)

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