Even though the title of this book clearly states that I have no life whatsoever, it's not entirely true. We all have a life. It's just the way you choose to live it. You can be like me: Social Media Addict, Ultimate Procrastinator, Full-Time Fangirl. Or you can be like everyone else: normal everyday people, are real human beings unlike me. Yep, apparently I'm non-Human according to many people. Eh oh well. I guess you can say that it is indeed COMPLICATED.
Some people actually have an idea of what they want to be when they grow but me...haha not even close, but I guess that's what high school is for. Am I right? Or am I right? I've had many and I mean MANY phases although I'm only 13. I kind of found out I had no idea what I wanted to be when I was about 10 years old. I began noticing that I would be obsessed with something and then all of a sudden I just give up because it got boring. It makes no sense but I have many phases in the past. I'll list them for you.
1. The wannabe Grunge
2. The pop star
3. The artistic Angel
4. The punk rock drummer
5. The hot topic obsessed
6. The tumblr girl
7. Basic White girl (even though I'm Hispanic)
8. The rebel (this failed miserably)
9. The Wannabe actor
10. The overrated beauty guru
11. The music obsessed (I'm still into this one)
12. The popular everyone's friend
13. The quiet mouse (this also failed terribly)
The whole point is I have like no freaking idea what I actually want to be! I need to stick with only a couple hobbies, but it isn't working! Eh oh well. At this point there is no point trying to find one thing I like because the truth is, I LIKE EVERYTHING. It's kind of like whenever one of my friends asks me what food I hate. I have to think of it for 5 minutes before I come up with a response because everything is so good.
Usually the conversation goes like this:
Person: What's your favorite food?
Me: what?
Person:.....
Me: Um.........
*5 minutes pass after an eternity of awkward silence*
Me: I like all food?
* person stares at me for a while then walks away*
I think I've learned to just explore my choices and never have any limits. I stopped trying so hard to find out what I want to be when I grow up because then I realize that each day I spend worrying about the future I forget to live in the present.
Live in the now.
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I Swear I Have a Life : False Alarm, a memoir
Non-FictionHave you ever wondered what goes on in a 13 year old's head. Well lucky for you I may or may not have made a memoir about it. I'm positive my life isn't boring...false alarm.
