Walking. It's a great thing, to an extent. Y'know especially when you get to hangout and stuff. But then there's that dreaded moment when you have to walk alone and let me tell you something....it is AWKWARD and unfortunately barely avoidable.
Okay story time: I went walking to 7/11 (awesome store that's filled with all I will ever need....in this case skittles) and of course me being me bumps into some wanna be gangster boy that thinks he's cool with his stupid vape pen and let me remind you that this boy is about 12/13 y.o like me. So obviously me not being "popular" this 'I'm gunna get lef bak at skool' guy calls me weirdo. How fun. This is the FIRST time in my 13 glorious years that I have been an innocent victim of such cruelty. Yeah this society sucks....you old folks weren't playing around.
So my little indecent encounter with this one ugly dude has made me realize something.....don't ever go to a popular hangout unless you are popular of course, or you will feel the wrath of idiocy and a waste of time. Oh and the second thing I learned is don't walk alone (especially at night) because people will judge you and think you're a loner or "emo" and you will get kidnapped and/or murdered...
STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS AND DON'T BE LIKE THAT ONE DUDE THAT VAPES.
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I Swear I Have a Life : False Alarm, a memoir
Non-FictionHave you ever wondered what goes on in a 13 year old's head. Well lucky for you I may or may not have made a memoir about it. I'm positive my life isn't boring...false alarm.
