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BOLD- Carter
Italic - Sydney
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"What up?"
"You sound much better than yesterday."
"I feel like freaking Superman!"
"Okay. Now I'm concerned. Are you always drunk? Or do you call when you are? Because if it's the latter, then stop calling me."
"It's neither. And no, I'm not drunk this time. Today a hot girl named Selena asked me out."
"Oh! So this kid has a date?"
"Yes sire. I feel awesome. To make sure that last time won't happen, I asked in advance if she was homo or lesbian. I don't have anything against that, but like, I don't want to walk in on that stuff again."
"Wow. So I guess I have to thank you."
"For what exactly?"
"For being my psychology report."
"No problem. Just don't mention my name, could ya?"
"I don't even know your name so I just put assistant."
"Carter."
"Huh?"
"My name. It's Carter."
"Okay."
"This is the part where you say your name."
"Oh. I'm Sydney."
"Like that place in Australia?"
"Yep."
"Well..."
"So...."
"So yeah. I gotta go do some work."
"Cool. Me, too. Bye Carter?"
"Bye Sydney."
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