"Hello..."
"Woah! Who lit your boxers on fire?"
"It's nothing."
"You sure?"
"Yep."
"Then... why don't you sound like you're okay?"
"Because..."
"That ain't good enough, Sherlock."
"Well it is for me. Now, why did you call?"
"Oh, just wanted to see how you were doing. How are you?"
"As high as the fucking moon."
"Love your talent at sarcasm, but I don't believe you. Now, tell me the truth. What happened?"
"Nothing."
"Liar."
"Better than you."
"Tell me the TRUTH!!! Tell me what happened."
"Why did I have to call YOU?!? Out of all the people in the whole fucking shitty world! Why you?!?! Why not someone else?!?"
"Calm down. man."
"NO! I won't! I don't know why I even answered."
"Carter?"
"......"
"Take my life."
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Prank Caller
Short StoryIn which a prank call gets two people together. "Love with every stranger, the stranger the better" ~~~~~~~ *warning: Contains: -offensive jokes, if you can't handle some offensive jokes, move on. It's these character...
