[i have a knack for angst and character progression is angst honestly. Most of this book/shitposting ft Harry Potter is up to interpretation with the years and ages. These are mostly up to interpretation. I'm a huge-ass American and the wizarding school system, confuses me. Most of the conversations are a year or so apart. then goes to how things change once they've left school. Like the others, the years here are mostly up to interpretation, starting from first year to a few years after the death of Lily and James Potter]
jamesiscool: theres this girl and sheis really pretty
mynameissirius: if ur talking about my cousin im going to kill you
pettigrooove: marry her
mynameissirius: if its andy you can marry her but that's it
mynameissirius: we can be cousins
remuslupin26: You're 11 you can't marry her
jamesiscool: no man i can't hit that
mynameissirius: i already said you cant hit that you stupid
pettigrooove: okay so you can marry her and have six kids
remuslupin26: You can't marry someone just because she's pretty
jamesiscool: but i have a plan to get her to love me and you r all helping
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siriusbrown: okay don't ask why
jamesiscool: what
siriusbrown: is there anyone i can stay with over chritsmas
siriusbrown: *christmas
peterp: I would but im not sure how my parents would feel about it
jamesiscool: my parents wouldn't mind
remuslupin26: You can stay with me, but I'm sure it's more fun with James
siriusbrown: i know how your parents are rem
siriusbrown: i can stay with james
remuslupin26: I can stay here with you during Christmas
jamesiscool: if you're staying, I will too
peterp: so will i!!!
siriusbrown: guys no i can't do that do you
jamesiscool: no we're staying with you
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siriuslysirius: how did moony get so fucking tall
rjlupin: Genetics, probably
siriuslysirius: tell your genetics to stop
jamesiscool: stop it im going to lose the bet i made with Peter
rjlupin: Okay, one moment. I'll just tell my body to stop growing. Maybe saw off a few feet
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Marauders Messaging
FanfictionSarah (_justcheeky_) inspired this + I like the marauders a lot and they'd have weird af messaging conversations, and then this trash garbage was born. Basically this is a wizard version of her Bottle Cap Chats thing. Hence "lilylover.69"
