lilevans: Is Sirius into James?
rjlupin: No, Merlin no.
lilevans: Okay but every time I'm anywhere near both of them Sirius just starts yelling loudly about how James is probably good in bed or how good this ass is and it just seems like he's really badly trying to flirt with him
rjlupin: No, he's trying to flirt with James for you.
lilevans: That's so ????
rjlupin: I know. It's ridiculous. It's a bit cute, honestly
lilevans: cute??
rjlupin: oh no
lilevans: YOU THINK SIRIUS IS CUTE?
rjlupin: I mean yeah?? Who doesn't, really?
lilevans: Okay, but do you like him?
rjlupin: You're an actual ten year old
lilevans: but do you
rjlupin: I mean... I've thought of it before but I can handle myself
rjlupin: Not like James is about you
lilevans: :0
rjlupin: Is there not anything more interesting that you can do?
lilevans: this is the most interesting thing I can do
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lilylover.69: is lily into you??
rjlupin: Fucking shit
[headcanons headcanons headcanonsssss. and featuring my platonic otp! Lily and Remus are the best of friends and it's great]
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Marauders Messaging
FanfictionSarah (_justcheeky_) inspired this + I like the marauders a lot and they'd have weird af messaging conversations, and then this trash garbage was born. Basically this is a wizard version of her Bottle Cap Chats thing. Hence "lilylover.69"
