All's Fair In Love And War Gaster!Sans X Reader

Chapter 5

How long have I been here? There's no clock or anything and as far as I can tell, the sun hasn't moved much. Then again, I may have just been out for a few days or something.

I want to ask Papyrus, but he isn't here... That means Sans will have to do. I waited by the door until he went by.

"Hey, monster!" A little revenge for always calling me 'human' and OH SHIT, HE LOOKS PISSED.

"What did you just fucking say, human?" He was suddenly behind me. I turned around quickly and was pinned against the wall, him squeezing my wrists roughly.

"You racist bastard! Calling me a monster?! Do you think we're all the same?! I have a name! What the hell is wrong with you?!"

"I-I only did it because you always call me human! I have a name, too, you know!" I cried out, tears flowing freely.

He seemed surprised and let me go. I fell to my knees and hiccuped. He seemed sorry when he asked, "Well, what's your name then?"

I sniffled and wiped my eyes before muttering, "Y-Y/N... But you don't really care, do you? I only said what I did to get revenge, you're the racist one..."

He sighed and ran a hand down his face. "Look, hu- Y/N... I'm sorry. I am racist, I'll admit, but only because of what your kind has done to mine. I don't trust you, and probably never will. Now that you know, I'm leaving. Don't call for me again."

"W-Wait! I need to know, how long have I been here?"

"About two weeks." He disappeared. Two weeks?! Are you serious?! I mean I know I've been out for a while, but two weeks?!

I sighed. Great. Just. Fucking. Great. Well... At least he actually gave me an answer...

I sighed again. I needed a hobby or something. Maybe I could get Papyrus to get me some... Papyrus!

I started laughing at my own joke out loud, causing Sans to open the door and peer in at me. He stared at me like I was crazy.

"Holy shit , hu- Y/N. Have you already gone crazy?"

I shook my head, still snickering. He was starting to grin at me. "No, no. I just thought of a good pun..."

His grin widens. "A pun, eh?" I nod. "What is it?"

"Well... I wanted to draw amd thought about Papyrus, getting me some papyrus!" I started snorting from laughter. Then... I got slammed into the wall... Again.

"The fuck kind of a sick, twisted joke is that? Do you want to rip his arm off or-"

"PAPYRUS IS PAPER!" I called out. Sans looked confused and loosened his grip on my throat.

At that moment, Papyrus decided to enter. "I'M WHAT? SANS! LET GO OF THE HUMAN BEFORE YOU HURT THEM!" Sans huffed and let me go, backing up into a corner and watching me closely with his one golden, glowing left eye.

"H-Humans once had a type of paper caller Papyrus... It was used by the Egyptians and is very old..." I choked, forcing back tears. I was going to have a bruise, that's for sure.

"PAPER...?" I nod. "SO THEN..." Papyrus looked very confused. "THAT MEANS I'M..." He suddenly beamed and bounced slightly. "I'M PART OF HUMAN HISTORY! I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL UNDYNE!" Annnnnd he's gone again...

"Paper?" Sans chuckled darkly. "Are you serious?" I nod and he snickers before laughing. "Well, then, I won't PUNish you for that." I just nodded. He was scary...

He seemed to notice my uncomfort and frowned. "Hey,
Y/N... You, uh... Hmm... I... I'm sorry for snapping like that. I'll get you something to eat other than Pap's spaghetti. And some paper and pencils... We cool?"

I just nodded slowly. He just tried to kill me, AGAIN! We were not "cool" but I couldn't say that to him. With that, he gave me a sheepish smile and began to leave, but not before turning to face me as he walked through the door way to say, "Don't go HOLDING this against me." He winked and left.

Did he just... Make a pun about pinning me to the wall? Man, fuck that guy!