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Work

Question 1:

How much margin did we make?
Answer 1: enough
Answer 2: I forgot
Answer 3: look what's that ( run away)
Golden answer: that's not my job speak to lord sugar he is the specialist.

Question 2:

Why weren't you at work yesterday?
Answer 1: I needed to go to Disney land
Answer 2: My hair was hurting ouch!
Answer 3: I couldn't get out of bed
Answer 4: I was working all night and didn't realise it was morning so I just worked all through the day.
Answer 5: I went for a job interview
Golden answer: I was here but I just didn't  leave my office that's probably why you thought I was not here.
Question 2:
Do you know the process for the operational business architecture group?
Answer 1:yeah you do the hoky  pokey
And you turn around that's what it's all about.
Answer 2: yes I do let me go and get it (run)
Golden Answer: Yes, why did you ask that is my job. Not to tell you what it is please can you allow me to go back to work.
School
Question 1:
Why isn't your homework here?
Answer 1: I ate it
Answer 2: ummmm I didn't do it because I don't care
Golden answer: ohhh, I forgot it is in my bag.

Question 2:

Why aren't you in lessons?

Answer 1:I was just getting some water (look around the room for something that represents a cup)
Answer 2: I forgot

Answer 2.5: I thought school was for standing in the corridor well you sure do learn something new everyday!

Answer 3: I got stuck in traffic ummmm... People traffic You know between periods like... there were too many people in the corridor soooo by the time I could get past I had only managed to get here now.

Answer 4: Miss was telling me off for being late to lessons
Golden answer: I have no idea must rush

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