So Close but So Far Away

Bologna Sarahs POV

so there's was one day where I had introduced her to my 'secret sibling' and they had seemed to hit it off pretty well. one night I was on FaceTime with her and she was eatin a bologna sandwich (ok side note, why the fuck would you spell it Bologna if it's gonna be pronounced baloney like wtf). so she was sayin how she thought he was cute and once he got to know her then he might not like her. then she leans into the camera and goes 'I'll just smack him with my magical Bologna and then he'll fall in love with me' and I swear to you I pissed myself from laughing so hard