The death of Dane Dehaan

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So im not allowed to call Dane, well Dane anymore his new name is Rick. Only because he said the real Dane looks like a crackhead. Anyway... Rick smells good lol! Lost my train of throught there sorry man. This update shall be little becasue i only have 40 minutes. I cant wat it to leave this place but ugh then i have to go get my blind eyes checked. mother tereasa!!!!!!!!!!!! Ricks home button is sideways like a diamond! its weird, really weird. He just came to show me but he showed me yesterday ha ha ha. Yesterday he also wrote 'fuck off please' on my arm and it didnt come off when i showered last night. he said its being nice cause it says please. ANOTHER HOUR. im breaking a school rule right now and drinking water beside a computer MWAHAHA.... i also borrowed a fork and could not put it back because the door was locked! WHOOPS. Todays update isnt very great because Rick is actually working sorta. Rick said he would not swear this class but i just heard him swear twice in a row haha. My friend held her eyes open for 32 minutes without blinking, it was really intense man. Bells gonna ring in a few, PEACE OUT! R.I.P fake Dane Dehaan

FUCKING POCKET ROCKS REALLY RICK REALLY

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