Randomness

Iggy You So Fancy (Hetalia Parody)

First thing's first I'm the British! (British!)
Drop this and let the whole world feel it! (Let 'em feel it!)
And I'm still in the pirate business, I could hold you down,
Like I'm given' lessons in physics! (Right, right!)

You sure you want a bad Brit like this? (Huh?)
Drop it low and pick it up just like this? (Yeah?)
Cup of tea, cup of wine, cup of rum,
Eyebrows somethin' worth a half a ticket on my wrist! (On my wrist!)

Drinkin' all the liquor straight, can't take that! (FRANCIS!)
Beat him up like we're bringin' Agincourt back! (Git!)
Bring the guns in, where that arse at?

Earl Grey spillin', you should taste that!

I'm so English,
You already know!
I'm in the fast lane,
From London to Tokyo!
I'm so English,
Can't you taste this scone?
Remember my name,
Bout to blow!

I said, 'Poppet, I do this, I thought that you knew this?'
Can't stand no Frenchies 'cause awful, my food is!
They think I'm sarcastic, but my hair's fantastic!
Golden and shaggy, so much better than that bloody frog's!

Better get my magic all ready, then I'll be so deadly!
And I swear I meant that so much that they'll give that line a rewind!
So get my magic all ready, and I will be so deadly!
I just can't worry 'bout no Francis, gotta stay on my grind!
Now tell me, who that, who that? That do that, do that?
Put that paper over all, I thought you knew that, knew that!
I be the I-G-G-Y, put my name in bold!
I been working, I'm up in here with some pounds to throw!

I'm so English,
You already know!
I'm in the fast lane,
From London to Tokyo!
I'm so English,
Can't you taste this scone?
Remember my name,
Bout blow

Trash the hotel!
Let's get drunk on the mini bar!
Make the phone call,
Feels so good getting what I want!

Yeah, keep on turning it up,
Magic wand swinging, we don't give a fuck!
Punk star, yeah I'm deluxe!
Handsome and British, you don't get to touch! (Ow!)

Still stuntin', how you love that?
Got the whole world asking how I does that? (Oh~)

Hot girl, hands on, please touch that! (Oh~)
Look at it, I bet you wishing you could clutch that!

It's just the way you like it, huh?
You're so good, I'm just wishing I could bite it, huh? (Say what?)
Never turn down nothing,
Slaying bloody Alfred, Mint Bunny on the gun like--

I'm so English,
You already know!
I'm in the fast lane,
From London to Tokyo!
I'm so English,
Can't you taste this scone?
Remember my name,
Bout to blow!

Who-who-who-who that, who that, I-G-G-Y,
That do that, do that, I-I-G-G-Y?
Who that, who that, I-I-I-G-G-Y?
Blow!

Who-who-who-who that, who that, I-G-G-Y,
That do that, do that, I-I-G-G-Y?
Who that, who that, I-I-I-G-G-Y?
Blow!

These lyrics belong to hetalialover4000.deviantart.com and xxsilveretterosexx.deviantart.com