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Alois is so Fancy (Black Butler Parody)

First thing's first I'm the sexiest! (Sexiest!)
Drop this and let the whole world feel it! (Let 'em feel it!)
And I'm still in the demon business, I could hold you down,
Like I'm given' lessons in physics! (Right, right!)

You sure you want a bad boy like this? (Huh?)
Drop it low and pick it up just like this? (Yeah?)
Cup of tea, cup of blood, cup of water,
Bootyshorts somethin' worth a half a ticket on my wrist! (On my wrist!)

Drinkin' all the tea straight, can't take that! (CLAUDE!)
Beat him up like we're bringin' Agincourt back! (Git!)
Bring the guns in, where that arse at?

Blood spillin', you should taste that!

I'm so Trancy,
You already know!
I'm in the fast lane,
From London to Tokyo!
I'm so Trancy,
Can't you taste this soul?
Remember my name,
Bout to blow!

I said, 'Claudy, I do this, I thought that you knew this?'
Can't stand no Sebastian 'cause awful, he is!
They think I'm psychotic, but I'm fucking fantastic!
Fabulous and bitchy , so much better than that bloody Ciel!

Better get my sword all ready, then I'll be so deadly!
And I swear I meant that so much that they'll give that line a rewind!
So get my sword all ready, and I will be so deadly!
I just can't worry 'bout no Ciel, gotta stay on my grind!
Now tell me, who that, who that? That do that, do that?
Put that paper over all, I thought you knew that, knew that!
I be the A-L-O-I-S, put my name in bold!
I been working, I'm up in here with some pounds to throw!

I'm so Trancy,
You already know!
I'm in the fast lane,
From London to Tokyo!
I'm so Trancy,
Can't you taste this soul?
Remember my name,
Bout blow

Trash the hotel!
Let's get drunk on the mini bar!
Make the phone call,
Feels so good getting what I want!

Yeah, keep on turning it up,
My coat swinging, we don't give a fuck!
Gay Star, yeah I'm deluxe!
Sexy and Naughty, you don't get to touch! (Ow!)

Still stuntin', how you love that?
Got the whole world asking how I does that? (Oh~)

Hot boy, hands on, please touch that! (Oh~)
Look at it, I bet you wishing you could clutch that!

It's just the way you like it, huh?
You're so good, I'm just wishing I could bite it, huh? (Say what?)
Never turn down nothing,
Slaying bloody Ciel, demonic Claude on the gun like--

I'm so Trancy,
You already know!
I'm in the fast lane,
From London to Tokyo!
I'm so Trancy,
Can't you taste this scone?
Remember my name,
Bout to blow!

Who-who-who-who that, who that, A-L-O-I-S,
That do that, do that, A-A-L-O-I-S?
Who that, who that, A-A-A-L-O-I-S?
Blow!

Who-who-who-who that, who that, A-L-O-I-S,
That do that, do that, A-A-L-O-I-S?
Who that, who that, A-A-A-L-O-I-S?
Blow!