"Wut her name" one said, I epically turned my head so my hair flows through the wind "I forgot" I said. Then out of nowhere a frekin bear dog thing came. I picked it up and epically handed it over to my girl. She was so happy
I'm a bad boy I epically drove my girl home, she still had the bear dog thing. I'm such a good boyfriend I thought.
The next day
I was at da squad they were mad at me because people like it when hot guys get in a fight, but they were all like "ur the only one who has a girl so we steel her"
I gasped epically
